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 Sep 1 2004, 01:03 AM
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After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agency assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" In a booming voice the pirate replied:
"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME LEG." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME HAND." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your eye." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS LAYING ON THE DECK ONE BALMY DAY CATCHING SOME RAYS WHEN THIS *%#@* SEAGULL FLEW BY AND DROPPED HIS DUTY RIGHT IN ME EYE!" "Well yes, but what does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" "IT WERE THE FIRST DAY WITH ME HOOK!" |
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F1R3B4T retired pirate Sep 1 2004, 01:03 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo ouch...lol...that took me a second 2 get..LOL Sep 1 2004, 01:11 AM tsohg oOo, must have hurt Sep 1 2004, 07:11 PM pnai4eva eewww, very painful! Sep 2 2004, 04:01 PM dani41790 lmao thats gotta hurt Sep 3 2004, 09:40 PM JessJR1022 not that funny, but painful Sep 3 2004, 09:43 PM sweetdreamsx3 QUOTE(JessJR1022 @ Sep 3 2004, 9:43 PM)not th... Sep 3 2004, 09:50 PM me_myself_andi2003 LOLLOLLOL.......... STOOPID PIRATE! Sep 4 2004, 08:40 AM weirdness llz dats funny Sep 18 2004, 02:39 PM AznKutie OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW lol !!!!!... Sep 18 2004, 03:44 PM
corizzle20 haha. he should of used his other hand. Sep 19 2004, 12:47 AM  |
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