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 Aug 17 2004, 04:47 PM
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sorry this is kinda rate-18!!!
A father had a beautiful daughter, but he never could trust any guy that came close to her. So when he decided that it was time for his daughter to get married he set up a test: If any man can stay with his daughter in a room alone together for one night and not be tempted by her beauty, than he will get to marry her. The day before the test, the father put glitter on his daughter's *ahem* When the first guy came in he was aroused by the daughter's beauty and couldn't take it so he had sex with her. The second guy came in and he sat for a while before he was aroused by the daughter's beauty. He also couldn't take it so he had sex with her. The third guy came in and was also struck by her beauty so he had sex with her. The next day the father told each guy to pull down their pants to see if they passed the test. The first guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d***, the second guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d*** and the third guy pulled down his pants..there was NO glitter on his d***. The father happily said "You can marry my daughter!" The guy smilied happily and there was glitter all over his mouth. |
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xnastyninjagrlx glitter Aug 17 2004, 04:47 PM
MasterNe0 lmao. that nasty and yet funny. Aug 17 2004, 04:58 PM x hYpErRoSeY x eww thats nasty x] Aug 17 2004, 05:02 PM toyo loco its nasty but freakin funny ! hahahhaha Aug 17 2004, 05:08 PM sup3rgirl7 ewww hahaha Aug 17 2004, 08:28 PM elmogurly no offense.s.but that father is kinda sick. he jus... Aug 17 2004, 08:31 PM LiLaZnGirL122 ewww but funnie but like didnt his dad c da guys m... Aug 18 2004, 12:16 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo u guys need 2 stop taking dis so seriously.
anywa... Aug 18 2004, 01:40 AM sExAeeDeSi lol thas so dirty n funnie haha Aug 18 2004, 01:45 AM Luster Soldier Hahahah, proves that anything can happen in a joke... Aug 18 2004, 02:11 AM tootsie_kiddo hahaha! datz funnY! but i wudnt let my da... Aug 18 2004, 02:22 AM tainted_angel Lmfao. Somewhat inappropriate, but funny. Aug 18 2004, 02:26 AM F1R3B4T yea kidna sick but its funni Aug 18 2004, 02:31 AM dani41790 ewww lmao thats gross and funny Aug 18 2004, 11:28 PM F1R3B4T lol but dint the guys haf time to brush off the gl... Aug 18 2004, 11:54 PM pnai4eva Whoa! dat wuz gross... Aug 19 2004, 10:24 AM hair products i've heard this joke before but with a razor. ... Aug 21 2004, 04:01 AM DrEaMgUy2K1 man i thought they were all gonna have glitter on ... Aug 21 2004, 05:21 AM me_myself_andi2003 this is all i can say : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH... Aug 21 2004, 10:37 AM Mireh Yea...Heard this before. But in a different versio... Aug 21 2004, 10:41 PM cutielilsuga haha funny
funny Aug 22 2004, 12:34 AM rAnd0m_strang3r haha, gross but funny Aug 24 2004, 09:56 AM strwbrrykiwi23 haha i knew it had something to do with the mouth Aug 24 2004, 10:45 AM pikimoo lmao.. that's funny
but that chick must be a ... Aug 24 2004, 10:54 AM StarStruck xD ewwww... like cant the daughter tell her father th... Aug 24 2004, 12:28 PM Yemmerz Oh damn.... Aug 24 2004, 12:34 PM lilteardrop hah eww nastily funny Aug 24 2004, 02:45 PM inquisitive_ Thats really funny! Aug 24 2004, 02:49 PM FireCrossedAngel oh man thats just nasty but yea, pretty funny ^.^ Aug 24 2004, 05:30 PM inlonelinessidie QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 18 2004, 12:26 AM)L... Aug 24 2004, 05:44 PM ciara nicole uuuuh. hahhahahaa. Aug 25 2004, 03:16 PM x AZN D0RKii x QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 21 2004, 5:21 AM)man ... Aug 27 2004, 02:47 PM LatinaLady wait. was it cus the last guy Sucked on a guys *ah... Aug 27 2004, 02:52 PM AngelicEyz00 um.. i get it, i just don't find it funny Aug 27 2004, 02:56 PM conster -_-" god... lols pretty dirtayy Aug 27 2004, 04:34 PM 1--GIRL hahaha funny Aug 27 2004, 05:58 PM Frankie Okay! that was weird! not really funny. Aug 27 2004, 06:29 PM Eternally_Yours lmao....GROSSSS!!!! haha. Aug 27 2004, 08:16 PM barelyy_coherent LOL this is sick..but hilarious =) Sep 6 2004, 07:38 PM
ErikMichaelscheese lol that was funny..and it wasnt really gross to m... Sep 6 2004, 09:40 PM  |
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