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Strange Facts, hm....
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post Sep 11 2004, 08:38 PM
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QUOTE(mechwarrior1989 @ Sep 11 2004, 8:30 PM)
In an average lifetime, everyone will eat 7-8 spiders.

This mostly occurs in your sleep so you never notice, but basically the spiders drops down and goes plop into your mouth.

YUCK YUCK!!! AUUUGGGGHH sick.gif sick.gif sick.gif wats sad is that i know that its tru!!!
 
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i retract my prior statement...i just licked the middle of my elbow
 
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QUOTE(AzNbUbZ @ Sep 12 2004, 12:18 AM)
i retract my prior statement...i just licked the middle of my elbow

you guys are incredibly flexible
 
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ahaha. that's interesting.
 
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... The predator with the most teeth is a breed of snail....
 
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lol cool quotes...I didn't know a lot of that stuff before...I feel smarter now tongue.gif

Here are some I got...sorry if I posted a fact that was already posted...

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch
every year because when it was built, engineers failed to
take into account the weight of all the
books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the
letters only on one row of the keyboard.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

"Go." is the shortest complete sentence in the English
language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33.
She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
 

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