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 Sep 2 2004, 12:04 PM
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A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available. Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the lounge and you have the bed. Nun: I think that would be okay. They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room. Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold. Priest: Okay, I'll get you a blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does) Ten minutes later... Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night. Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket. |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:05 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol... ehh i heard it b4 tho but in another version
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Sep 2 2004, 08:24 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha funnie
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Sep 2 2004, 08:29 PM
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 'The Tiffi' Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,713 |
lol - that sounds like my friend and I
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Sep 2 2004, 10:37 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao funny
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Sep 3 2004, 09:06 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao hahaaha thats pretty funny
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Sep 3 2004, 09:10 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
yep sounds like a male... unable to do anything for anyone else, chauvanistic, and thinks someone should jump when you tell them too and if it is not perfect then get pissed at you and act like a jerk.....
 ...sorry I am bad at a certian male right now 
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