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| *krnxswat* |
 Sep 2 2004, 11:58 AM
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There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up to a donkey rental place and said, ''Can I rent a donkey?'
The guy said, "We don't call them donkeys here, we call them asses. This is the only ass I have left, and you have to scratch him when you want to make him stop." The guy rides his ass for a while, sees a hotdog stand, and asks for a hotdog. The vendor replies, "We don't call them hotdogs here we call the wieners." Meanwhile his donkey is wandering away, so he goes up to another tourist and says "Will you hold my wiener whille I scratch my ass?" |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:18 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lool!!!!! thats took me a second to get
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Sep 2 2004, 04:39 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO!!!! DAt wuz funny!
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Sep 2 2004, 04:42 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Haha, sadly it's funny.. how it's wrong.
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Sep 2 2004, 07:38 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
haha
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Sep 2 2004, 08:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
i heard that one b4 and its funny everytime lol
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Sep 3 2004, 02:05 AM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
o gosh
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Sep 3 2004, 08:50 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats realli funni
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Sep 3 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
haha.. that's funy.... where do you get all these?... i see you've made about 4 or more topics?
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Sep 4 2004, 08:45 AM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
OH MI GOSH! lol....
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Sep 4 2004, 01:12 PM
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 haha funny stuff
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