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 Mar 9 2005, 11:39 PM
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 aNNa BaNaNa >.<  Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244  |
When I mean weird sentences, I mean... have you ever mixed up your sentence up to where it just sounded so weird or heard anyone do that?
Ex: I heard my friend say in Sunday school "bow your eyes and close your heads" lol another... Ex: my teacher said this "I dont understand what you're saying... i have Dain Bramage" keke anything you heard or said that was weird like that? |
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| *krnxswat* |
Mar 9 2005, 11:41 PM
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kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee
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Mar 9 2005, 11:43 PM
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^
wow. now that's just really weird, coming from you. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:44 PM
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aNNa BaNaNa >.< Group: Member Posts: 102 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,244 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 9 2005, 11:41 PM) kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee  
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| *Azarel* |
Mar 9 2005, 11:44 PM
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"She looks like a banana!"
.. I meant to say monkey. I've also had those dyslexic moments, like your original post. ._. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:45 PM
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 highfive. Group: Member Posts: 1,301 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,951 |
^ROFL.
Yeah. One day, I was thinking to ask my friend "Did you get a haircut?" What came out was "Did you have a haircut?" |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:47 PM
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 when we speak, we breathe Group: Member Posts: 1,635 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,760 |
My best friend and I have had our moments such as you.
"Who f-cked in the parking driveway?" "Where's the knork?" (she thought knife, apparently, but.. said.. that.) |
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| *krnxswat* |
Mar 9 2005, 11:47 PM
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I was chatting with my friend and we were conversing about a particular subject, then I meant to say "yooo that's so awesome" but it came off as "yooo that's so orange."
It was really a weird moment, because I wasn't eating an orange or anything and he's just like wtf. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,480 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 9 2005, 11:41 PM) kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee dunno why that cracked me up. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:48 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
"Where we are?"
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| *stephinika* |
Mar 9 2005, 11:48 PM
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yeah i've had my dyslexic moments too...some examples of what i've said:
"the cold is ground." "you're a gork." (combo of geek/dork) "just run your hands through your fingers." (instead of fingers through hair )etc. |
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Mar 9 2005, 11:53 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
QUOTE(stephinika @ Mar 9 2005, 11:48 PM) yeah i've had my dyslexic moments too...some examples of what i've said: "the cold is ground." "you're a gork." (combo of geek/dork) "just run your hands through your fingers." (instead of fingers through hair )etc. haha, dyslexic steph. silly girl. 
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Mar 9 2005, 11:55 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
Yeah, I always have those moments. Some of the times the meaning is pretty clear but it's just gramatically incorrect. I call those my FOB moments. Haha.
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Mar 9 2005, 11:56 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 101,212 |
My favorite one would be
"close the light!" 
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Mar 10 2005, 12:04 AM
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gigi =p Group: Member Posts: 3,679 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,206 |
Me: "I have a craving to play Sider Spolitaire."
Friend: "...what?" Me: "Oh. Wait. Spider Solitaire." |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,087 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,491 |
haha meet TINA! that's me! i cant speak ANY language properly. not chinese, french or english. although i do use all 3 of them. it's kinda sad.
i mix up words all the time. my friends call them the "ditzy moments" cant think of any right now except like the first science class of high school i had to read the sentence "earth contains many organisms" or something like that and as you may have guessed i said orgasm =D |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:07 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 726 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,137 |
QUOTE(FoOd @ Mar 9 2005, 11:56 PM) My favorite one would be "close the light!" ohmygosh. people make fun of me when i say that... it was a habit i got from my parents. :( |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:11 AM
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 sugar coated bombs on your head Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,249 |
my statistics teacher once said while talking about probability
"toin cosses" and she said that 3 times over the course of a week. shes also said some weird things like... when she was randomly commenting on the window caulk that had just been redone in the classroom, she said, "man, i need some of caulk in my house" and obviously that sounded really wrong especially for the people that didn't know what caulk was. |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:12 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 227 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 92,707 |
I can vaguely remember a long time ago on the createblog chatroom when I put "even if you do like shit" instead of putting "even if you do look like shit" or something like that.
AHH, I can't seem to remember things as well. |
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Mar 10 2005, 12:39 AM
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 In the land of make-believe, they don't believe in me... Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,010 |
I accidently cut this guy off in the parkinglot of walmart and took his spot. when my boyfriend called me on it, i meant to say "I wanted to be here more"
it came out "I wanted Walmart better" |
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| *instantmusic* |
Mar 10 2005, 12:43 AM
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What can I do you for?
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Mar 10 2005, 01:27 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
my bro used to say, "my Headfore hurts" instead of my forehead hurts. and of course our classic, "please leave ur name and address after the beep"
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Mar 10 2005, 02:12 AM
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 I'll never be who I was again.. Group: Member Posts: 2,886 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,981 |
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Mar 9 2005, 6:41 PM) kEkE i duNo whAt uRe TOlkIng aBouT ^-^ kEkEkee huh??  ya that happens to me a lot..i dont remember what i said though...sorry..lol.. |
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Mar 10 2005, 04:53 AM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
Umm... I can't remember any special ones from myself, except my classteacher once said "b*tch and chest club" instead or "bridge and chess club".
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Mar 10 2005, 06:31 AM
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 E=Fb Musicians Theory of Relativity Group: Member Posts: 711 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,045 |
QUOTE(korbana05 @ Mar 9 2005, 11:39 PM) Ex: I heard my friend say in Sunday school "bow your eyes and close your heads" lol I've used that one before... when asking the entire band to bow their eyes and close their heads for prayer before a football game. Didn't even realize what I had said until I had finished the prayer. XD And yes, I words up my mix all the time. |
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