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 Sep 21 2004, 08:07 PM
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There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays
like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..." |
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Sep 21 2004, 08:34 PM
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that's... sad..
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Sep 21 2004, 11:40 PM
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that is sad but in a sense funny
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Sep 22 2004, 12:00 AM
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well thats...weird. but i guess that just shows you never to take other peoples stuff!
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Sep 22 2004, 12:05 AM
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Sep 22 2004, 12:27 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
awwwwwwwwww =( poor guy
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Sep 22 2004, 12:28 AM
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Oh...heh.
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Sep 25 2004, 02:00 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
ironic...hm..there is a moral to that story hehe
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Sep 25 2004, 03:51 PM
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sad but funny.
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Sep 25 2004, 05:11 PM
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Lol...that's funny in an unfunny way.
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