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the gun shop, kinda gross, not that funny
AzNPmPGMr
post Sep 21 2004, 10:12 PM
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shut up when im sleepin......
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there was a man who went to a gun shop to buy a new scope for his rifle. the clerk showed him and a nice, big scope and told him it was a great scope for hunting and distant shooting. the clerk pointed to a house out the window that was very far away and said that you can clearly see his house with it. the customer look through the scope and started laughing. the clerk asked, "why are you laughing?" the man responded with, "there are two people running around naked in your house." the clerk looked through the scope and handed the man 2 bullets. he said, "i'll give you this scope for free if you shoot my wife's head off and the guy's d*ck off." the man took another look through the scope and said, "i think i can do that with one shot"
 
rainnydaiis
post Sep 21 2004, 10:26 PM
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... i don't find this funny.... T.T
 
MeanBastard
post Sep 21 2004, 10:37 PM
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You guys are dumb.
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This was the best.
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 11:22 PM
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uh i don't get it
 
LiLEthiopian
post Sep 22 2004, 06:17 PM
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yea...i don't get it either..how does he get them with one shot?? ermm.gif
 
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post Sep 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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I get it...read it over, you might get it.
 
swtmaggie92
post Sep 22 2004, 08:49 PM
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thats wierd.... not dat funni..but a little teensy bit it is funni happy.gif
 
AzNPmPGMr
post Sep 22 2004, 09:02 PM
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i said it wasnt all that funny...
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 12:59 AM
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hm...
 
SarahxJoy
post Sep 23 2004, 01:03 AM
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What the fack.
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Whoa! I just figured it out. C'mon people think about it. His d*ck, and her head. How close can you get those two to hit 'em with one bullet? I mean..whoa. ohmy.gif


Lol. This was good. Nice one. _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 23 2004, 05:23 PM
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Yum. =]
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lolz, yur wrong! this is funny!! laugh.gif
 
AznKutie
post Sep 24 2004, 07:56 PM
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LOL!!! I get it...ew. Nice joke!
 
gothicvengeance
post Sep 25 2004, 05:23 PM
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Lol I got it when I read it...kinda perverted but funny. tongue.gif Cheating wife deserved what was coming.
 

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