the gun shop, kinda gross, not that funny |
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 Sep 21 2004, 10:12 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin......  Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102  |
there was a man who went to a gun shop to buy a new scope for his rifle. the clerk showed him and a nice, big scope and told him it was a great scope for hunting and distant shooting. the clerk pointed to a house out the window that was very far away and said that you can clearly see his house with it. the customer look through the scope and started laughing. the clerk asked, "why are you laughing?" the man responded with, "there are two people running around naked in your house." the clerk looked through the scope and handed the man 2 bullets. he said, "i'll give you this scope for free if you shoot my wife's head off and the guy's d*ck off." the man took another look through the scope and said, "i think i can do that with one shot"
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Sep 21 2004, 10:26 PM
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SOS Brigade!! Group: Member Posts: 2,573 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,775 |
... i don't find this funny.... T.T
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Sep 21 2004, 10:37 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
This was the best.
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Sep 21 2004, 11:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,472 |
uh i don't get it
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Sep 22 2004, 06:17 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
yea...i don't get it either..how does he get them with one shot??
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Sep 22 2004, 08:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
I get it...read it over, you might get it.
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Sep 22 2004, 08:49 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,817 |
thats wierd.... not dat funni..but a little teensy bit it is funni
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Sep 22 2004, 09:02 PM
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shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
i said it wasnt all that funny...
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Sep 23 2004, 12:59 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,910 |
hm...
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Sep 23 2004, 01:03 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Whoa! I just figured it out. C'mon people think about it. His d*ck, and her head. How close can you get those two to hit 'em with one bullet? I mean..whoa.
 Lol. This was good. Nice one. 
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Sep 23 2004, 05:23 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
lolz, yur wrong! this is funny!!
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Sep 24 2004, 07:56 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
LOL!!! I get it...ew. Nice joke!
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Sep 25 2004, 05:23 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol I got it when I read it...kinda perverted but funny.
 Cheating wife deserved what was coming.
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