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 Sep 2 2004, 05:48 PM
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 tempararely retired  Group: Member Posts: 835 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,368  |
i got bored so i decided ta give yall a riddle to figure out,
riddle - there are two men who walk into a bar, they sit down and order drinks, they order the EXACT SAME drinks. One guy drinks it fast and the other drinks it slow, the guy who drank it slow died and the guy who drank it fast didnt. why? they were both healthy and not allergic to anything... can u figure it out ... 
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Sep 2 2004, 05:51 PM
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It was poison
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Sep 2 2004, 05:51 PM
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because the one guy chocked on the drink? hmm or maybe it was posion that he drank?
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Sep 2 2004, 05:53 PM
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i dont know... you got me lol
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Sep 2 2004, 05:53 PM
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oh i know!!! because the poison was in the ice cubes! right?
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Sep 2 2004, 05:54 PM
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QUOTE(inlonelinessidie @ Sep 2 2004, 2:51 PM) It was poison part of the reason has to do with the poison....but thatz not the answer... i asked why did one of them die and not the other ... //EDIT// happy endings is right.... explanation - the guy who drank it slow died because the ice melted while he drank it so it poisined his drink, but the guy who drank it fast didnt die because he drank it before the ice melted... good job
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Sep 2 2004, 05:55 PM
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Because the bartender was trying to kill one guy? lol
//EDIT: LMAO I read it wrong I thought the guy who drank it fast died first.  Whoops.Way to go happy endings |
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Sep 2 2004, 05:56 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
I KNOW I KNOW!! BECUASE THIS SHOULD BE MOVED TO GAMES OR HUMOR!
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Sep 2 2004, 06:02 PM
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i <3 me Group: Member Posts: 315 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,888 |
if the ice cubes were made of poison then both would have still died, cuz ice starts melting as soon as it's out of its environment (the freezer)
but i know what u mean so good job...and good riddle |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:03 PM
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QUOTE(tsohg @ Sep 2 2004, 2:56 PM) I KNOW I KNOW!! BECUASE THIS SHOULD BE MOVED TO GAMES OR HUMOR! ummm.....theres a games or humor section ? 
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Sep 2 2004, 06:06 PM
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smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 2 2004, 6:03 PM) ummm.....theres a games or humor section ? entertainment --- games interest --- humor |
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Sep 2 2004, 06:06 PM
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BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
QUOTE(azn_PIMP @ Sep 2 2004, 4:03 PM) ummm.....theres a games or humor section ? LMAO. Yes there is a world outside the lounge. Forum Games is in the Entertainment section. It's like a sub-form. And Humour is also a sub-form that is located in the Interest forum
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Sep 2 2004, 10:51 PM
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post it in humor
whoo post more riddles man i knew the answer to this one alreayd  yeh try and stump me 
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Sep 2 2004, 10:59 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
wow, this riddle totally got me lol good job happyendings
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