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| *krnxswat* |
 Sep 2 2004, 12:11 PM
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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either." |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:20 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LOL LMFAO
so the 'incident' happened at home depot... lmfao |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:28 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
ROFLL!!
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Sep 2 2004, 08:13 PM
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lmfao thats hilarious!!!
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Sep 2 2004, 10:57 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL thats funny hahahha
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Sep 3 2004, 11:57 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL, they were at home depot!!
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Sep 3 2004, 12:54 PM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
ROFL!!! HOME DEPOT!
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Sep 3 2004, 04:56 PM
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 whaaaaaaat? Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
i'd go "hahahaha, thats funny!
 " but i've seen that already in Reader's Digest.
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Sep 3 2004, 05:42 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
OMG thats really funnie... lol.. wow I got it I was on the fone talkin at the saem time to DANG that would b weird to c some1 doin that at home depot HAHA this joke is CUTE!
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Sep 3 2004, 08:44 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao i heard that joke b4
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Sep 3 2004, 09:29 PM
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ROFL.
Omg, naughty, naughty! |
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Sep 4 2004, 03:05 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
LMAO!!!!!!!! that was funny!!!
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Sep 4 2004, 09:24 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Hm, I read this one, except it was when 'it' happened at the grocery store. But this is good too. Lol. Nice.
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Sep 8 2004, 01:39 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eww. that's gross.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Sep 8 2004, 11:14 PM
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what color was that can of paint?
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Sep 9 2004, 12:46 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
^^^lol.....probably red; and i dont think we guys have that kind of horn to stab certain thigns with.
good joke ;p |
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Sep 9 2004, 01:35 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LOL. That what I call a great dad. lol.
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| *corizzle20* |
Sep 19 2004, 12:53 AM
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haha. thats the funniest joke so far today!
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