The Genie, .... Options

[diezelbabygrl_xo...]

A married couple were golfing one day near an old house, when the woman hit the ball and it crashed through one of the house's windows. The couple immediately ran into the house to look for their ball.

They were surprised to see a man sitting on the bed in the room of the broken window, with a shattered vase near his feet.

"Who are you?" the husband asked, but the man just smiled.

"Thank you," he finally said. "You have freed me from my tiny lamp and in return, I shall grant you three wishes."

Well, the couple was quite happy about the news. After thinking for a long time, they settled on their wishes.

"Okay, our first wish is to own a Porsche," the husband said. The genie closed his eyes, as if meditating, and then he opened them.

"It is done. A Porsche is now in the driveway of your home."

"Our second wish is to have a million dollars."

Again, the genie closed his eyes. "There is now a million dollars in your bank account."

"And our third wish is to-"

"Wait," the genie interpted. "Before I grant you your final wish, I must ask you to do me a favor. As you see, I have been trapped in that vase for over five hundred years and it's been an incredibly long time since I have had a woman. If you're wife and I could be alone for a while, I'd be more than happy to grant your final wish."

Reluctantly, the man agreed. He waited downstairs while the genie and the wife 'did their thing'.

After they were done, breathless, the genie turned towards the wife. "How old did you say you were?"

"35," was the reply.

"Sh!t, you're 35 and you still believe in genies?"

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