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 Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM
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5 presidents are on a plane
Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane. Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane. Then Bill Clinton says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane. |
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F1R3B4T bush joke Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM
Grand_master_1 ROFLMFAO damn datz smart Aug 11 2004, 04:43 PM F1R3B4T lol i kno Aug 11 2004, 04:45 PM x hYpErRoSeY x *applause* Aug 11 2004, 05:38 PM eli5e lol hahahh Aug 11 2004, 05:49 PM Kit teehee great joke. dubya is such an idiot Aug 11 2004, 05:55 PM elmogurly lol...i'm laughing with joy Aug 11 2004, 06:00 PM conster oh dear lol thats pretty smart tho lol Aug 11 2004, 06:00 PM pnai4eva OMG, that is sooo funny!!! Aug 16 2004, 06:41 PM Weird addiction LOL...hahaha Aug 17 2004, 10:38 AM th5418 Heh, good joke. Aug 17 2004, 10:46 AM F1R3B4T lol the only dumbass in ther are teh ppl who threw... Aug 17 2004, 01:54 PM xzxero thats made me happy!! Aug 17 2004, 01:55 PM rhqtpie haha funny stuff Sep 13 2004, 05:34 PM inlonelinessidie LOL. Sad but very funny. Sep 13 2004, 06:02 PM corizzle20 haha Sep 14 2004, 06:47 PM dani41790 lmao thats a good one Sep 15 2004, 02:07 AM Streetbawler91 lol good job clinton! Sep 16 2004, 09:39 AM inquisitive_ Very funny. Bill Clinton is a very smart man. Sep 16 2004, 09:46 AM kryogenix wow. it would have been funnier if george bush pus... Sep 16 2004, 10:04 AM rainnydaiis This sounds like that racist joke about the 3 peop... Sep 16 2004, 03:35 PM i ami_am that president joke is hilarious!!!... Sep 16 2004, 04:29 PM heroin_like_high didn't see that coming!
its funny!... Sep 16 2004, 08:05 PM xtremeliquid Heh... Sep 17 2004, 12:08 AM
eli5e lol o_O Sep 17 2004, 08:35 AM  |
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