Th5418's Guide To Relationships |
 Aug 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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You guys are dumb.  Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094  |
1) How do I get into a relationship?
Find someone you like and ask them out. If they say no, then too bad. If they say yes, hopefully it will continue into one. 2) I like someone, what should I do? Two choices, first choice is to throw a hissy fit in your room everyday for being a moron. Second choice is to ask them out. 3) How do I reject someone? Say no. Like how you say no to drugs. I can't believe I even made this a question. 4) How do I breakup with someone? Tell them you don't feel that way about them anymore. No, there is no other way. No, nothing else will work. Yes, tell them as soon as possible. 5) Should I give them something for their birthday/christmas/anniversary/valentines? What? Whatever you want. Its the thought that counts, usually. 6) Help! I like this one guy/girl but my best friend likes him/her too! What should I do? Make a competition with your best friend to score first. Trust me, it will work. If he/she says no, then find someone else to like. [7) Help! I like my best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend! You make me sick. Don't tell your friend. Or you can, and ruin everything. And dont act upon your feelings. Sicko. 8) I like these two guys and they like me back too, who do I choose? You make me sick whore. Don't go out with any of them because you obviously don't like either of them. [9) My parents wont let me date! Oh noes! What they don't know cant hurt them in this case. 10) I'm homosexual but others dont know and I like my best friend! Want to make things awkward? Heres your chance to do so. So tell them if you do! If not, then don't say anything unless they understand. When I say understand, I mean they are not stupid fcuktards that use gay to describe everything. 11) Do long distance relationships work? Sometimes, if you've got patience to wait. 12) Do internet relationships work? Yes, now go to your 80 year old boyfriend/girlfriend. 99% percent of the time. 13) My boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me! What do I do? If you want, continue going out. The obvious thing is to break up. 14) Should I have sex? Yes, use protection. 15) My ex is bullying my crushes and harrassing them, what do I do? Depends how old you are. If you are mature enough, sue their ass for emotional damage and battery. The other choice is to tell some administration. But you can always have your current buddy be beat the **** out of. This is brought to you by me. Yes I was bored. Bored as fcuk. If you have any more quesitons post them and I will update. First Dates [1) Where should I go on my first date? Wherever you want. In fact, maybe hell would be a good choice if you want nudity. After all, hell is pretty hot that the girl might start stripping. 2) Should I be asking her/him personal questions? Yes, in fact ask her if she has a vibrator. Or ask him if he masturbates. Smooth moves. "Do you have a vibrator?" "Yeah, I plan to shove it up your arsehole, jerk." 3) My date is going to be on Blind Date or The Third Wheel. (stupid dating shows) Should I make a grand entrance? Yeah, make the WHOLE world hate you. Its a good idea. 4) I want to have sex on the first date, what should I do? Well, just keep making sexual suggestions. If you guys have sex, goodie for you. Guess it will keep going. If not, well there won't be a second date so you wouldn't have to be reminded of the horror. Pervert. 5) I want to make a move, but I'm too shy. What should I do? Get ready for a romantic moment. Beats me, I'm too tired for this crap. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:01 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
[LAUGHING MY F*CKING ASS OFF.]
Haha, oh my f*cking god. You really suck at bashing members, LIL MIZZ PURFECT GURLIEO, or whatever your username is. |
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| *evdxgirl* |
Sep 2 2004, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(somechinkgirl @ Sep 2 2004, 7:56 PM) She's probably just PMSing. Can someone make this the..next page or something? I don't want to scroll down to see my entries and a whole bunch of cuss words. You know what'd be amusing? If Tboltzbabe was here. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:02 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
QUOTE You know what'd be amusing? If Tboltzbabe was here. Haha, oh yeah. She could totally pwn, and it'd be remarkably hilarious. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:04 PM
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 You got spunk, kid. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,585 |
QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Sep 2 2004, 7:02 PM) Haha, oh yeah. She could totally pwn, and it'd be remarkably hilarious. I least I ain't no fatass...and who is this tboltzbabe whore you guys be talking about? She can't do sh¡t... |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:06 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
QUOTE I least I ain't no fatass...and who is this tboltzbabe whore you guys be talking about? She can't do ****... AT LEEST I AINT NO ILLITERATE FOOL. Hahahaha, you'll find out soon enough. She shall pwn your ass. 
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Sep 2 2004, 07:07 PM
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You got spunk, kid. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,585 |
QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Sep 2 2004, 7:06 PM) AT LEEST I AINT NO ILLITERATE FOOL. Hahahaha, you'll find out soon enough. She shall pwn your ass. How? I don't think you can actually find out where I live and go there and kick my ass, sooooo....I don't give a f*ck on how you guys say she'll 'pwn' me. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:09 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
The private messaging system is availble for a purpose.
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| *evdxgirl* |
Sep 2 2004, 07:10 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 2 2004, 8:09 PM) The private messaging system is availble for a purpose. But that ruins the fun for the rest of us with no lives that enjoy reading this. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:11 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
QUOTE How? I don't think you can actually find out where I live and go there and kick my ass, sooooo....I don't give a f*ck on how you guys say she'll 'pwn' me. Uhm. It's in internet-terms.. durr.. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:20 PM
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You got spunk, kid. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,585 |
QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Sep 2 2004, 7:11 PM) Uhm. It's in internet-terms.. durr.. I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:21 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
QUOTE(PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4 @ Sep 2 2004, 7:20 PM) I have a life on reality, Sure doesn't seem like you have a life in reality. I don't have one and you post mroe than me.. |
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| *x____duckii* |
Sep 2 2004, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4 @ Sep 2 2004, 8:20 PM) I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already. If you truly do, then why are you still here, oh so perfect girl? |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:27 PM
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You got spunk, kid. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,585 |
QUOTE(x____duckii @ Sep 2 2004, 7:22 PM) If you truly do, then why are you still here, oh so perfect girl? Cuz it's funny on how you guys respond sh¡t. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:30 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Yeah...where is Tboltzbabe? Someone tell her to come in here please. :D
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Sep 2 2004, 07:36 PM
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You got spunk, kid. Group: Member Posts: 76 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,585 |
QUOTE(somechinkgirl @ Sep 2 2004, 7:30 PM) Yeah...where is Tboltzbabe? Someone tell her to come in here please. :D You're a Lowlife with a capital L. |
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Sep 2 2004, 07:41 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
You've degraded my thread so much I have to post this....
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Sep 2 2004, 07:54 PM
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QUOTE(PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4 @ Sep 2 2004, 7:27 PM) Cuz it's funny on how you guys respond sh¡t. actually i think its quite funny how u repsond |
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Sep 2 2004, 08:27 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4 @ Sep 2 2004, 7:36 PM) You're a Lowlife with a capital L. You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave. I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread: QUOTE My advice was very throughly thought out and will work. 99% of the time. Maybe you should utilize them sometime in your hopeless relationships. I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends. Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March.
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Sep 2 2004, 08:37 PM
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 Miggy :) Group: Member Posts: 437 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,164 |
QUOTE(PuRrFeCt GhErRl o4 @ Sep 2 2004, 8:36 PM) You're a Lowlife with a capital L. You're a Piece of $hit with a capital P. HA! Beat that one, bizznotch. |
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Sep 2 2004, 08:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Ahahaha 15 SNs. What a Loser with a capital L. LMAO Get lost. Okay, let's just end this argument because I don't want this thread closed.
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Sep 2 2004, 09:01 PM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Sep 2 2004, 8:27 PM) You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave. I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread: I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends. Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March. So, then uh can I be a mod. 
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Sep 2 2004, 09:20 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
This is the most boring-est thread of drama yet.
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Sep 2 2004, 09:30 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Sep 2 2004, 9:27 PM) You honestly have nothing better to do, don't you? If you don't like it here, then leave. I suggest you read what th5418 said in your lame excuse for a thread: I must say, all these are true. For you to say that th5418's advice is lame... You probably disagree only because you had bad relationships and you know what th5418 said was correct. Don't blame others for your relationship mishaps. Oh, and you said earlier in thread you made which got close that you only go online to chat with your friends. I bet over 1/2 of them are internet friends. Oh, and if you don't like it, why make over 15 screennames? HUH?! All in March. DUDE, MAJOR PWNAGE. HOLLER BACK, CHRISTINA. WOOT WOOT. Damn, "perfect girl", at least none of us are that stupid to actually make 15 usernames on createBlog. You can say we don't have lives, but you took the time to make the usernames. |
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Sep 2 2004, 09:41 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
ROFL. ROFL.
Omg, total pwnage. HAHA. QUOTE I have a life on reality, not online. So quit yapping and get a life already. Then why did you take the time to respond, hm? I have a life, thanks. |
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Sep 2 2004, 09:42 PM
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 I can rot your brain ;] Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,160 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,261 |
QUOTE(th5418 @ Sep 2 2004, 7:01 PM) So, then uh can I be a mod. Funny how you casually brought that in... LOL |
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