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Humor Forum Rules

Please respect our community and follow the rules. There are many types of humor so we can do without those that aim to hurt/offend individuals and groups of people alike.

The community guidelines are addressed to ALL forums, which means the humor forum is undoubtedly included. However, we stress that these rules are especially observed in this forum:

NO OBSCENITY
This includes, but is not limited to excessive swearing, flaming, posting of pornographic images Racism, Homophobic, sexist remarks or bigotry of any sort.
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NO DUPLICATE TOPICS
If a topic exists a couple of pages away covering the same issues then the new one will be deleted or merged. Look through the pages to see if it has already been posted, if not then it should be okay to post.

Please do not violate the guidelines. It is here for a reason and is not to be ignored.

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diezelbabygrl_xo... diezelbabygrl_xoxo View Profile View Subprofile	Aug 27 2004, 09:58 PM Post #1
Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139	These are actual messages on the bulletin board at random churches: "This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends." "Tuesday, at 4PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early." "Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing Put me in my Little Bed accompanied by the Pastor." "Thursday, at 5PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All of those wishing to become a little mother, please meet the Pastor in his study." "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar." "A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow."
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