Poem for da girls Options

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I didn't write this poem it was emailed to me its about us girls telling some stupid guys off enjoy!

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage Without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, And yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, To others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, At any cost.
And I don't have a problem, Admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, An important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, With lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay, To remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a b!tch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest?
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D!CK!