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 Aug 20 2004, 12:13 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
ok so 3 guys are walkin thru a desert. they stumble upon a magic lamp; the genie inside sez: i will grant u each 1 wish.
the first guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a fan the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his fan so he started fanning himself. the second guy sez: im burning up right now so i want a pitcher of lemonade! the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his lemonade. the third guy sez: im burning up right now so i want to be able to roll down a car window and haf a cool breeze rush thru my hair. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got a car DOOR. so the guy had to drag it along in the burning sun. later, the 3 guys reached a cliff and cna't get past. they find another lamp. the genie inside sez: i'll grant u each 1 wish the first guy wishes for an eagle that can fly him across. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his eagle to take him across. the second guy wishes for a hawk to fly him across. the genie snapped his fingers and the guy got his hawk to take him across. the third guy looks over the cliff edge and sees its like 100 meters down if he fell so hes like: holy cow.... after waiting for a while, the 3rd guy finalyl catches up with the other 2, all scratched and bruised. they reach another cliff and find another lamp. suddenly the edge of the cliff crumbles and they are all falling. the genie grants them each a pile of watever they want to cushion their fall. the first guy screams "MONEY!" so he lands in a large pile of bills and hes safe. the second guy screams "FEATHERS!!" so he lands in a large pile of feathers without getting any scratch or bruise. the third guy is really freaked out nd hes like: "HOLY SH*T!!!" |
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Aug 20 2004, 01:13 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 |
only a "HA" for me..I'd say 3/10
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Aug 20 2004, 01:18 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
Hehe. I feel sorry for the 3rd guy, thats nasty.
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Aug 20 2004, 03:12 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lol... i feel bad for that guy who will fall into the dung heap
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Aug 20 2004, 10:08 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funny but there are a bunch of jokes like that
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Aug 21 2004, 11:37 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
hahaha, poor guy!
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Aug 21 2004, 10:35 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
Heard it ... a lot.
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Aug 24 2004, 02:57 PM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHAHAH
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Aug 26 2004, 10:00 PM
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 It'sssssssss Sarah Group: Member Posts: 237 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,850 |
Haha...Poor 3rd guy.
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Aug 26 2004, 10:12 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
nnasty..... poor guy
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