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"Recycle"
*Weird addiction*
post Aug 17 2004, 10:37 AM
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A German man is having breakfast one morning;
coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The German ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

English: "You German folk eat the whole bread??"
German (in a bad mood): "Of course."

English: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't.
In England, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the Germans."

The Englishman has a smirk on his face and the German listens in
silence.

The Englishman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
German: "Of Course."

English: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.

In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels,seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the Germans."

The German then asks: "Do you have sex in England?"
English: "Why of course we do", the Englishman says with a big smirk.

German: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

English: "We throw them away, of course."

German: "We don't. InGermany, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."

LMAO...this is so funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 11:12 AM
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laugh.gif i was cracking up at this one ^ ^
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 11:47 AM
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HAHAHA Good one hehe.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:05 PM
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hehehhehehehe good joke!!~
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:43 PM
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LMFAO!!!!!
lol smart comebak...
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:08 PM
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funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:44 PM
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LMAO. That a 8/10 out of my rating scale. Great joke.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 03:41 PM
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ha, not really really funnie, I didnt really laugh either, but yah... I got mixed up lol
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 03:44 PM
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haha dumb englishman.. guess that tells u not to talk to sumone while there eating and insult them
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:00 PM
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haha the englishman deserved it tho. haha.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:29 PM
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haha, go german!
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:27 PM
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hhahahhahahah
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:35 PM
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eww. gross. ohmy.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:29 AM
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LMAO!!! gud one! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:32 AM
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lmfao this is one of the few good jokes left out ther
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:30 PM
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hahaha the english dude got owned
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:52 PM
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i think the original version is 3 guys frum diff countries are talking about how they recycle their stuff to send to usa.... lmfao oh well its all good
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:21 AM
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OMG!!! That joke wuz cracking me up! Good one!
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 12:10 PM
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thats hilarious and disgusting ! hhaha made me laugh though
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 01:30 AM
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Yum. =]
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omg lol!! d@mn germans...j/p lol! good joke biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 01:47 AM
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and they say imitation is flattering
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haha that's great...
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 02:20 AM
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is that true...i hope not, cuz i don't think i will be eating gum for a very long time
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 03:49 AM
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Lol.. smooth German =) I'd probably smack that guy.
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 10:20 AM
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ummm..okay....i didnt realli laugh i guess its okay blink.gif
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 04:33 AM
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HA HA HA. Clever.
 
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