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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 19 2004, 09:48 AM
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A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. |
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Weird addiction WRONG ARM OF THE LAW Aug 19 2004, 09:48 AM
elmogurly haha. that's funny Aug 19 2004, 10:24 PM th5418 Sort of................. blech. Aug 19 2004, 10:45 PM F1R3B4T LMFAO THAT IS SOOO FRCKN SMART!!! HILA... Aug 20 2004, 12:02 AM
dani41790 hahaha thats funny Aug 20 2004, 12:31 AM  |
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