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 Aug 18 2004, 04:06 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay  Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601  |
i think most ppl heard this before but wutevers...
THree men were on an island when they came across a genie bottle. When they rubbed it, the genie popped out and said I will give each of you 3 wishes. The first guy said "well I want a lot of food I've been starving" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "well I wanna lot of women..I haven't done it in a long time" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "I wanna take all these things back with me to my hometown" SO *poof* off he went. The second guy wishes the same thing as the first guy. "I want food, hot girls, and be back to my hometown." Then the third guy said "yah..food sounds good..hot girls are not bad.."..........BUt Genie I'm feeling lonely..Can you bring back my other two friends?? |
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Aug 18 2004, 10:04 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
aww poor guys, and they were home too!
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Aug 18 2004, 10:32 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 693 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,017 |
lol, never heard of it before.
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Aug 18 2004, 11:20 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
that joke is realli old but still funni
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Aug 18 2004, 11:48 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
^^^^^
yea realli old but still funni!!!!!!! |
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Aug 19 2004, 10:18 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Heard it b4 but in a different version. But this version is better.
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Aug 20 2004, 03:58 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Aw how sad.. I wouldn't do that to my friends =p
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Aug 20 2004, 08:58 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha lol
 i heard this joke, except it was a dumb blonde joke. |
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Aug 20 2004, 10:18 AM
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 wishin upon a star Group: Member Posts: 166 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,000 |
lol...poor guys
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Aug 20 2004, 11:30 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Is the guy like a blonde? I think I heard this joke before, but it was a redhead, brunette, and a blonde...lols :D
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| *Weird addiction* |
Aug 21 2004, 07:57 AM
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L0L....haha
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Aug 21 2004, 10:42 PM
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 original member. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 |
Eek. Sucks for them .
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| *Fallen_Fairy* |
Aug 21 2004, 10:44 PM
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wow i pray to god that dont ever have dumb friends like that
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Aug 22 2004, 12:50 AM
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 fragile Group: Member Posts: 1,044 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,807 |
hrmm this one is quite funny but not funny as the explorer one
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Aug 23 2004, 02:58 AM
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I C DEAD PEOPLE Group: Member Posts: 728 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 36,002 |
lol thats funny not that funny but funny
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Aug 23 2004, 12:30 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 9 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,008 |
lol ya , but it never gets old
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Aug 23 2004, 04:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 53 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,983 |
Lol. If that was my friend, I'd be forced to give him a thrashing.
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