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 Aug 17 2004, 12:44 AM
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Men Are Like....
Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. Men are like.....Parking spots. The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. Men are like.....Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. No offense guys! 
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Men are like... Aug 17 2004, 12:44 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 LMAO... so true Aug 17 2004, 11:15 AM Spirited Away QUOTEMen are like.....Bananas.
The older they get... Aug 17 2004, 11:49 AM th5418 What kind of men have you been dating? Aug 17 2004, 12:41 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 12:41 PM)What kin... Aug 17 2004, 01:45 PM xzxero ha funyy Aug 17 2004, 02:01 PM acidbreeze nice.. Aug 17 2004, 04:33 PM toyo loco niceee ; i like that its cool Aug 17 2004, 05:24 PM elmogurly heard this somewhere:
men are like chocolate..the... Aug 17 2004, 08:56 PM pnai4eva I had that in mah xanga b4. It wuz funny. Aug 19 2004, 10:04 AM dani41790 lmao thats funny but kinda mean Aug 20 2004, 12:51 AM Mireh QUOTEMen are like.....Bananas.
The older they get... Aug 20 2004, 01:25 AM
FireCrossedAngel Gosh that is sooooo funny! Lol, true too ^ ^ Aug 20 2004, 08:46 PM  |
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