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A real cop story, Im not lying
tsohg
post Aug 25 2004, 07:28 AM
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One time this cop came to our school and told a funny story.. This happened to him
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One time they were out on patrol when they were called to help with a guy who was running away. They finally caught him but the reason why they were chasing him was becauase he was running around naked. They were cuffing him and he was struggling quite a bit. This is funnier in Dialouge.
person1- Can you help me hold him down?
person2- Yea sure
person1- Can you grab his wrists while i cuff him? Its hard to do both at the same time..
person2- I already am
person1- ....... then what am i hol..... blink.gif

hahaha that is nasty
 

Posts in this topic
tsohg   A real cop story   Aug 25 2004, 07:28 AM
me_myself_andi2003   OMG I GET IT HE WAS HOLDING THAT GUYS DI*K   Aug 25 2004, 07:36 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmao... haha that's gross humor   Aug 25 2004, 08:04 AM
Yemmerz   Whoa..must of been huge Ew...   Aug 25 2004, 01:41 PM
Stately Lover   LMAO!!! How weird...   Aug 25 2004, 01:44 PM
tsohg   QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 7:36 ...   Aug 25 2004, 08:38 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   omg lol!! that so funny...haha   Aug 25 2004, 11:42 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha.   Aug 26 2004, 08:44 AM
waccoon   QUOTE(me_myself_andi2003 @ Aug 25 2004, 8:36 ...   Aug 26 2004, 09:44 AM
Angelos   lol thats funny aww damn that aint cool lol   Aug 26 2004, 09:46 AM
tainted_angel   Rofl. That's wrong.   Aug 27 2004, 05:19 AM
pnai4eva   LMAO, that wuz funny, but pretty sick   Aug 27 2004, 02:27 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   lmao! that's funny, but gross.. his thing...   Aug 27 2004, 02:41 PM
conster   a cop told u that? lol isnt that kinda inappropria...   Aug 27 2004, 04:36 PM
Eternally_Yours   lol. yuck.   Aug 27 2004, 08:25 PM
lyin_in_wait   omg! that is twisted and funny in its own way   Aug 28 2004, 03:19 PM
dani41790   hahahahaha omfg thats nasty   Aug 28 2004, 09:52 PM
F1R3B4T   LOL LMFAO HES HOLDING HIS D**K a-hem   Aug 29 2004, 02:27 AM
LatinaLady   i cant belive this actully happened. lol   Aug 29 2004, 03:35 PM


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