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 Aug 16 2004, 01:43 PM
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idk if there was a thread like this already...
There was a guy who decided to go to the beach one day and begins to sunbathe nude. A little boy comes up to him and says "mister, what's under that newspaper? " and the guy replies "my birdie. Now leave me alone " The guy fell asleep shortly and woke up in the hostpital. He asks why he was in the hospital and the doctor says he should ask the little boy. They little boy replys " Well I was playing with his birdie and it squirted at me so i pulled his two eggs."  i found it to be funny
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Aug 18 2004, 02:25 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
o wow, dats sick... but funny!
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Aug 19 2004, 12:08 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol ewww thats sick
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Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 16 2004, 6:13 PM) eh sick but then thers a long version: so a guy goes sunbathing, then he sees a little girl coming up to him. then he quickly uses his newspaper to cover it. the little girl comes up and asks him: "mister, wats that thing under the newspaper?" the man replies "eh its a birdie.." satisfied, the girl walks a way. relieved, the guy falls asleep. later he wakes up in the hostpital in a lot of pain. he sees the little girl from the beach and asks her "wat happened" and the girl replies "well i was playing with the birdie, when it spit on me and i got mad so i broke its eggs and set its nest on fire..." lmao sick but kinda funny i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... 
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Aug 19 2004, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM) i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... lmfao yea i forgot about its neck 
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Aug 20 2004, 08:35 PM
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LOL! Thats extremely nasty, but very funny. Me likes ^_^
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Aug 20 2004, 11:42 PM
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LMAO. Holy cow!!!
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Aug 21 2004, 08:05 AM
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made me smile but its soooo gross
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Aug 21 2004, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM) OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a weird way.... agreed.... and haha... dont offend women... lol |
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Aug 22 2004, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM) i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... The hell? wouldn't that be nastier ehh... and the burning the nest on fire is grosser too =P i guess my version was the ungross-iest 
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Aug 22 2004, 12:26 AM
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lol, thats funny i heard a simliar one only its a little sister and an older brother and she goes" well his toy soldier spit at me so i bit his head off"
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Aug 22 2004, 12:46 AM
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okay that is somewhat gross
the little boy eWwWw.... |
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Aug 24 2004, 09:54 AM
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lol.. i found it funny, a little sick, okay it was sick, but funny
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Aug 24 2004, 02:47 PM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
eww grossssss
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Aug 24 2004, 05:53 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
Dumb kid.
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Aug 25 2004, 03:28 PM
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 :yawn: i'm sweepy. Group: Member Posts: 39 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,526 |
oh wow. hahahahahahahahaha.
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Aug 26 2004, 07:25 PM
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HAHAHA how pervertedly gross. Lol.
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Aug 29 2004, 12:42 AM
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^ hehe funny but gross
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Aug 30 2004, 12:00 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
OMG!! The poor guy had his nuts pulled out!! THATs so nasty!! but oddly funny...
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Aug 30 2004, 02:11 PM
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That's sick but funny
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Aug 30 2004, 05:05 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my lord. i feel bad for that guy. lol
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