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 Aug 15 2004, 02:06 AM
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One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He
told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass". The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat." So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house." The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along. When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you." The laywer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall." |
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F1R3B4T lmfao damned lawyers Aug 15 2004, 02:06 AM
dani41790 omg man thats soooo dirty Aug 15 2004, 02:16 AM tainted_angel Lol, sue the laywer.
Lmfao Aug 15 2004, 02:20 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(dani41790 @ Aug 15 2004, 2:16 AM)omg ma... Aug 15 2004, 02:34 AM 01-supergirl That guy is gonna get sick for sure, who knows wha... Aug 15 2004, 02:55 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(01-supergirl @ Aug 15 2004, 2:55 A... Aug 15 2004, 02:02 PM Tag_youre_it why that supidufjcuipw23y9rq-7uojvd LAWYER! Aug 15 2004, 04:16 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo haha funny..actually i woulda done tha same Aug 16 2004, 01:42 AM inlonelinessidie OMG how mean. Funny but mean. Aug 16 2004, 01:48 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 16 2004, 1:42 ... Aug 16 2004, 04:12 AM elmogurly lol...that's funny. i think i heard a differen... Aug 16 2004, 04:31 AM strwbrrykiwi23 lmao how mean... Aug 16 2004, 10:29 AM silver rain haha, that's mean. Aug 16 2004, 10:32 AM pnai4eva That wuz funny, but still mean Aug 16 2004, 01:51 PM acidbreeze haha, unexpected. Aug 16 2004, 04:03 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 16 2004, 4:31 AM)lol...... Aug 16 2004, 06:25 PM MasterNe0 lol. took me a second time to read it before I act... Aug 16 2004, 06:56 PM th5418 Excellent. New and laughable. Aug 16 2004, 07:22 PM itskatherine XD thats new. haha. but it was mean... Aug 16 2004, 07:35 PM conster lmao yeah that was mean but hella funny Aug 16 2004, 08:27 PM xtremeliquid Haha I see. Aug 16 2004, 08:28 PM truluvis4eva OH NO! THAT EVIL LAWYER!
*socks him i... Aug 17 2004, 12:08 AM F1R3B4T there a lot of lawyer-dissing jokes yah Aug 17 2004, 02:02 PM xzxero thats a mest up lawyer Aug 17 2004, 02:03 PM sup3rgirl7 lol lawyer with no empathy Aug 17 2004, 08:05 PM
inquisitive_ Lol. That is so wrong. Aug 17 2004, 08:07 PM  |
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