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 Aug 15 2004, 09:27 AM
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A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."
A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?" The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt. Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole." The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?" The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle. Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?" The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle. As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley. |
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Aug 15 2004, 10:55 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
im first !!
 haha i get it
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Aug 15 2004, 11:22 AM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
i get it also. It funny. But not all faith have it where the father can't have sex.
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Aug 15 2004, 11:23 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
Haha.. smart.
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Aug 15 2004, 02:13 PM
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QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Aug 15 2004, 11:22 AM) i get it also. It funny. But not all faith have it where the father can't have sex. LMAO!!!! but yea ^^^^ thats true... smart guy, o'malley |
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Aug 15 2004, 04:17 PM
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 Wife of Legolas Group: Member Posts: 1,290 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,190 |
haha He's a a smart one, O'malley
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Aug 15 2004, 08:51 PM
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Aug 15 2004, 09:39 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha tha devil got pwned
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Aug 15 2004, 10:08 PM
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I get it.
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Aug 15 2004, 11:13 PM
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lmao haha the devil got fooled
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Aug 16 2004, 01:16 AM
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haha i get it...funny funny
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Aug 16 2004, 01:50 AM
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LOL
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Aug 16 2004, 04:34 AM
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hm...i get it..after a long while...
actually i wasn't sure at first 
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Aug 16 2004, 10:33 AM
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lmao
really cute
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Aug 16 2004, 01:53 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OoO, now i get it! Really Funny!
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Aug 16 2004, 02:16 PM
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Aug 16 2004, 03:17 PM
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haha i get it
they're not supposed to have sex and he really didnt give up anything lmao |
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