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 Aug 12 2004, 01:11 PM
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," Little Johnny answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "No," he answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?" Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!" n another Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "of course not." Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!" |
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Aug 12 2004, 02:34 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMAO A PUPPY LOL
hmm the second one is weird... |
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Aug 12 2004, 03:45 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
that funny the first one.
The second joke had already been posted. |
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Aug 12 2004, 07:35 PM
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haha funny
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Aug 12 2004, 09:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols the puppy ones funny buh the second ones been posted previously
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Aug 13 2004, 12:08 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
yeah. i read the second joke before too. but i don't get a the puppy joke. i don't get any of the jokes anymore. i feel sad now.
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Aug 13 2004, 12:20 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
i've heard of the second one
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| *tyedyefroggy* |
Aug 13 2004, 12:23 AM
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rotfl those are just hilarious LoL
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Aug 13 2004, 03:28 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lmao, i love little johnny
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Aug 14 2004, 05:43 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats funni yet gross
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Aug 16 2004, 01:36 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ROFL, A puppy! Thas really funny!
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