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The Irish Love their Beer
*Weird addiction*
post Aug 15 2004, 09:59 AM
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A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"

haha....
 

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Weird addiction   The Irish Love their Beer   Aug 15 2004, 09:59 AM
tootsie_kiddo   haha poor fly   Aug 15 2004, 10:01 AM
MasterNe0   wow. Irish people can charist their liquor.   Aug 15 2004, 11:19 AM
F1R3B4T   lmao. reminds me of that coffee commerical... i du...   Aug 15 2004, 02:14 PM
Tag_youre_it   puahaha i have a similar experiece, but it was on ...   Aug 15 2004, 03:59 PM
lozerface87   hahaha how sad..   Aug 15 2004, 09:01 PM
silver rain   haha, poor fly.   Aug 15 2004, 09:09 PM
dani41790   lmao haha thats funni   Aug 15 2004, 09:35 PM
conster   lmao haha   Aug 15 2004, 11:16 PM
F1R3B4T   englishmen are sophisticated lmfao   Aug 15 2004, 11:56 PM
xHalf nHalf   hahaha, reminds me of my husband colin farrell lo...   Aug 16 2004, 12:20 AM
inlonelinessidie   LOL   Aug 16 2004, 12:36 AM
elmogurly   haha. lol..drunk flies these days.   Aug 16 2004, 04:35 AM


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