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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 17 2004, 10:52 AM
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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to herself, "Is this guy blind or what?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the irate woman. "I didn't even touch you," grouses the sheriff. "Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..." |
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Weird addiction fishin? Aug 17 2004, 10:52 AM
th5418 Eh its okay. 2/3 Aug 17 2004, 10:56 AM F1R3B4T LMAO!!!! thats kinda like the hote... Aug 17 2004, 01:48 PM xzxero thats funny Aug 17 2004, 02:00 PM x hYpErRoSeY x uh... Aug 17 2004, 05:12 PM toyo loco its kinda funny hahahhaa Aug 17 2004, 05:21 PM elmogurly yeah. that does remind me of the hotel one. Aug 17 2004, 08:34 PM pnai4eva Eh...it wuz aiight... Aug 19 2004, 10:03 AM dani41790 lmao thats and ok joke Aug 20 2004, 12:52 AM
lil_l3l3allplaya i guess it was okay...but didnt laugh Aug 20 2004, 10:22 AM  |
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