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 Aug 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I`ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it`s a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I`ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it`s an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I`ve got something under my desk that`s an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it`s a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. |
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Aug 11 2004, 05:49 PM
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lol cutteee =P
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Aug 11 2004, 06:04 PM
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LOL... witty kid
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Aug 11 2004, 06:07 PM
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hm...disturbing...
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Aug 11 2004, 06:30 PM
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very disturbing but funny.
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Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
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LOL lmao thats funni...
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Aug 12 2004, 01:34 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
that kid's funny!
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Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
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 aint the world lovely? Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,602 |
haha i love little johnny jokes
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Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
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QUOTE(c0nfus3dmisfit @ Aug 12 2004, 2:32 PM) haha i love little johnny jokes lmao yea me too |
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Aug 12 2004, 09:40 PM
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lmao funny joke first time i've heard it so its pretty good ;]
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Aug 12 2004, 09:42 PM
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LoL mann, thats kinda naughty, -mumbles- stupid teacher, sheesh their only 6 years old. LoL
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Aug 13 2004, 12:33 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
HAHAHA lil johnny is sooo fricken smart!
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Aug 13 2004, 01:38 AM
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Haha Lil Johnny.
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Aug 13 2004, 02:10 AM
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lol...funny =D
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Aug 13 2004, 03:10 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
hahaha das funny xDD
lol, smart kid, i was thinking the same thing is the teacher. 
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