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things you would never know
faithin_felix
post May 24 2004, 11:38 PM
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(omg!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference ?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
 

Posts in this topic
faithin_felix   things you would never know   May 24 2004, 11:38 PM
EmeraldKnight   Hahahaha, that's great I love those   May 24 2004, 11:45 PM
franceass   interesting stuff   May 25 2004, 10:37 AM
rivendell   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 25 2004, 12:38 AM)T...   May 25 2004, 10:45 AM
ref_inn_ej   hahahahha funnny!!!!!!.......   May 25 2004, 11:40 AM
CEP   Pshh. I wanna be a pig-lion. 30min orgasms 50 time...   May 25 2004, 11:58 AM
StarryEyedSurprize   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)R...   May 25 2004, 01:05 PM
fiji_kid   i also wanna be a pig dear god.. make me a pi...   May 25 2004, 01:08 PM
darkcoldplace   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM...   May 25 2004, 01:11 PM
immersion31   oo, i read this a year ago. really funny stuff   May 25 2004, 01:32 PM
dani41790   lol thats funni yet interesting at da same time   May 25 2004, 01:44 PM
GinaDaQueen   Haha, did you provide the little commentaries or w...   May 25 2004, 08:54 PM
faithin_felix   QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ May 25 2004, 11:58 AM...   May 25 2004, 10:35 PM
rOckThISshYt   lol. that is so weird and so funny. i think when i...   May 27 2004, 01:16 AM
xislandxstylex   i think i knew all of these already. but's it...   May 27 2004, 07:29 PM
islandkiss   I'm fat.. * bangs head against the wall..   Jun 15 2004, 03:56 PM
LiNHy POO   that is funny!!!! a pig oragnsm ...   Jun 15 2004, 04:17 PM
tainted_angel   An orgasm that lasts for thirty minutes? Weird b...   Jun 15 2004, 04:51 PM
177emories   wow these are good facts, how hard do i need to ba...   Jun 15 2004, 08:04 PM
mai_z   omg that's great! *starts banging head ag...   Jun 15 2004, 08:43 PM
DavidxN   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 11:38 PM)T...   Jun 15 2004, 10:23 PM
Disappearing Boy   woah ahahahahah   Jun 16 2004, 12:32 AM
01-supergirl   lols, interesting! hahas....   Jun 16 2004, 01:42 AM
ichiban   QUOTEHumans and dolphins are the only species that...   Jun 16 2004, 02:06 PM
kirbymuixo   wow! interesting facts!   Jun 16 2004, 04:48 PM
Yemmerz   30 minutes?! No wonder they don't care abo...   Jun 16 2004, 04:56 PM
LatinaLady   i love your little comments after the fact. those ...   Jun 16 2004, 10:37 PM
shawty_redd   haha very funny   Jun 17 2004, 07:40 AM
psychoticangel   hahaha. got this from an e-mail long before. lol. ...   Jun 29 2004, 09:12 AM
x AZN D0RKii x   whoa .. very interesting lol .   Jul 27 2004, 08:29 PM
IIO__oII   QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 24 2004, 9:38 PM)-I...   Jul 27 2004, 11:44 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   haha..i wanna be a pig next life too!!...   Jul 28 2004, 02:20 PM
chica777708   none of them r funnie, I wasnt laughing heh sorri   Jul 28 2004, 09:44 PM
conster   wait.. if humans and dolphins are the only species...   Jul 28 2004, 10:05 PM
JessJR1022   oh boy.....lol QUOTEThe male praying mantis cann...   Jul 28 2004, 10:19 PM
ShEraBaRoO   ummm....yeea....alot of useful information o_O   Jul 28 2004, 10:50 PM
Hells_Ice   lol, where'd u get all that stuff???   Jul 30 2004, 10:02 AM
seriouslynikki   QUOTEElephants are the only animals that cannot ju...   Jul 31 2004, 09:30 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha wow... never knew some of those... lol maybe...   Jul 31 2004, 10:05 PM
sheepy   o_O interesting   Aug 1 2004, 02:56 PM
kyuubi319   thats why dolphins are almost as smart as humans. ...   Aug 3 2004, 11:35 AM
pnai4eva   LMAO, those were very interesting facts!   Aug 6 2004, 10:15 PM
s0_fLiPd   Wow! That's very educational and interesti...   Aug 7 2004, 12:33 AM
F1R3B4T   LOL LMAO well iunno, the facts aren't funni, i...   Aug 7 2004, 01:50 AM
elmogurly   At least now, I can go tell my lefty friends that ...   Aug 9 2004, 05:34 AM
nycxjohn   Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they...   Aug 9 2004, 09:41 AM
F1R3B4T   lmfao "wat about the pig? and "if they s...   Aug 14 2004, 11:45 PM
litt0jadey   haha goOod stuff!   Aug 14 2004, 11:50 PM


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