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 Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM
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Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offersthat, "if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy". "No," Winston says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy". "I'm afraid not, "explains Winston, "that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Winston, "isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy". "Wonderful!" Winston beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!" |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
HAHHAHAHA lol smart boy!
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Aug 11 2004, 08:23 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LOL. Great joke.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:28 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
hehe..it wouldn't be a tradgedy to me..
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Aug 11 2004, 10:58 PM
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hahaha, he got pwned
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Aug 11 2004, 11:06 PM
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LoL that was really good
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Aug 11 2004, 11:20 PM
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haha, winston got seved. lo., nice comeback
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Aug 11 2004, 11:34 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha winston got pwned
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Aug 11 2004, 11:39 PM
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lol pwned? he was a school kid tryin to answer a simple quesion
but yea PwN4g3 |
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Aug 12 2004, 12:35 AM
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hahahahhaha kids are cute <33
PS.F1R3B4T--HOW MANY JOKES DID YOU POST? dang.. |
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Aug 12 2004, 01:09 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
me? i dint post a lot
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Aug 12 2004, 01:16 AM
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LOL nice
f1r3b4t u do post a lot of jokes tho |
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Aug 12 2004, 01:17 AM
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shaaup...
lmfao i can't resist, they are funni! |
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Aug 12 2004, 01:36 AM
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I see...
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Aug 12 2004, 09:46 AM
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LOL nice joke ;]
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Aug 12 2004, 11:20 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
HAHA how funnie, the lil boi is very smart lol
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Aug 12 2004, 11:41 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
HAHA whos wintson peters?
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Aug 12 2004, 11:43 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
QUOTE(lilteardrop @ Aug 12 2004, 12:41 PM) HAHA whos wintson peters? haha, yeah i know. its funny- but its even funnier when its bush instead of winston peters. |
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Aug 12 2004, 01:17 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
hahahahaa, that wuz good.
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Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
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lmfao bush instead of peters? lol i'll consider it next time
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Aug 13 2004, 12:38 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha dat guy is so smart!
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Aug 13 2004, 03:24 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
hahaha, lmao, thats funny, i read that before on IGN but it was with Jesse JAckson intsead of Winston Peters
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