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in see groove
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:03 PM
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This man walks into a restaurant, sits down and has a look at the menu. After a while a waiter comes over and asks what his order will be. For his starter he orders crumbed mushrooms and tells the waiter he doesn't want it too hot or too cold but "IN SEE GROOVE BABY".

He does the same for his main meal and his desert again stressing that it must not be to hot or to cold but "IN SEE GROOVE BABY".

Now the chef is completely fed up so he goes into the restaurant and shouts who the hell is making these orders, the man cautiously lifts up his hand. And the chef replies, "well I got an order for you. YOU CAN KISS ME ON MY ASS NOT ON MY LEFT CHEEK NOT ON MY RIGHT CHEEK BUT IN SEE GROOVE BABY".
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:06 PM
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haahahha LOL whoaa... funny
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:24 PM
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funny joke. Not bad at all.
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:47 PM
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i don't get it
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 08:55 PM
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well the "in see groove" kinda means "in between" and the chef gets pissed off coz the orders are all f*cked up, so he tells teh waiter to kiss my ass "in see groove" (in between)
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:44 PM
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hahaha that chef must have a bad temper
 
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post Aug 12 2004, 12:56 PM
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Lmao, now I get it. Good joke!
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 12 2004, 10:47 AM)
i don't get it

ur not the only one _dry.gif
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 12:48 AM
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LoL thats a good one
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 01:23 AM
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thnx F1R3B4T for explaining it...lol dats a good one happy.gif
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 01:23 AM
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Haha...
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 03:22 PM
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lol, funnay
 

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