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 Aug 11 2004, 08:11 PM
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A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up, nuts!" and the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down, Nuts!" and they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer, nuts!" and they all broke into applause and cheers. Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened. The assistant replied, "well... everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, 'PEANUTS!'" |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
lol. Funny.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:42 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
haha. that's funny
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Aug 11 2004, 08:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao glad everyone lieks it...
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Aug 11 2004, 09:43 PM
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 Perfectly Flawed Group: Member Posts: 1,913 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,652 |
lol, that was a good one.
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Aug 11 2004, 11:36 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats a good one
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Aug 12 2004, 12:53 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lol, very funny!
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Aug 12 2004, 09:55 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lmao peeing nuts
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Aug 13 2004, 12:30 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha, datz funny. and i actually get dat joke
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Aug 13 2004, 03:25 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
i get it! haha, lol, thats funny and nasty at the same time xD
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