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 Jul 22 2004, 08:08 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
A man comes home, tired from work, when his wife suddenly starts rushing at him yelling, "I won the lottery! I won the lottery!" He smiles and tells his wife, "That's wonderful." She then says, "I know, so go and pack your bags." The husband asks his wife, "Well what should I pack for? The mountains? The ocean? Or what?" His wife then yells at him and says, "I don't care just get the hell out!!"
 LoL. Made me laugh when I heard it. Hope it does the same to you too.
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Jul 22 2004, 08:09 PM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
hahahahaha i feel sorry for the guy
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Jul 22 2004, 08:22 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
at first i didn't get it >.< lol
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Jul 22 2004, 09:08 PM
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Haha too bad for the guy.
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Jul 22 2004, 11:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
thats not funni. thats sad.
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Jul 23 2004, 11:10 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
haha!omfg!! tats awful mean! lolz...but its funny though
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Jul 24 2004, 09:04 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
aww...poor guy
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Jul 24 2004, 06:09 PM
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poor guy
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Jul 24 2004, 06:16 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
Tragic... Really... does that mean the wife only married him for money?
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Jul 24 2004, 10:50 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao lol poor guy
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Jul 25 2004, 03:02 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
Damn that women, poor husband?
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Jul 25 2004, 03:42 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lmao, poor dude!! and damn that woman to hell xD
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Jul 25 2004, 03:49 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol i wonder wat she won
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Jul 25 2004, 07:03 PM
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aww poor guy
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Jul 25 2004, 10:46 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness. =) good women =) ha-ha. thast cool
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Jul 26 2004, 05:09 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
aw po0r guy, i watched an episode of csi, this guy won 40 mil, cuz of his gf, then he dumped her and he got killed, SHE KILLED HIM FOR REVENGE
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Jul 26 2004, 05:12 PM
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 who again? Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,458 |
lol nice.
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Aug 11 2004, 02:03 AM
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LMFAO that is FUNNI ***T
i might've heard it b4 tho |
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Aug 11 2004, 03:48 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
aww...never assume anything. it's dangerous. haha
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Aug 11 2004, 04:30 AM
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tsk tsk...i guess the man shoulda THOUGHT about why she wanted to marry him
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