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25th Anniversary, *kinda nasty*
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM
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WARNING, this joke is kinda nasty, buti thought it was funny

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to hump your brains out, and suck your nipples dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
 
elmogurly
post Aug 9 2004, 04:59 AM
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Eww. that is a dirty joke. Yuck blink.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:05 AM
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lmao funny buh dirty!
 
xLil SweetnezZx
post Aug 9 2004, 02:19 PM
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Drty and funni in 1 lol
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 03:06 PM
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ew haha dirtayy pinch.gif
 
Just AJ
post Aug 9 2004, 03:10 PM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?
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lol so wrong, I don't want to even imagine that lol.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:49 PM
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EWW, dat wuz gross! pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 07:42 PM
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very nasty yet funny lol
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 07:46 PM
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haha gross....funny joke tho...could b a true story tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 07:46 PM
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ew~ nasty** but funny~
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:11 PM
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it rated R. No one under 17 should be reading this laugh.gif

nasty joke.
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:16 PM
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eww x] thats dirty
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:34 PM
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ewwwwwwww das gross
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:00 PM
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omg hahahahahha
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:03 PM
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hahaha!!! must be kinda wierd!!! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:13 AM
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nasty... yet funni... uhm yea this shud be kept at like pg13
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 04:09 AM
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LMAOOOO!!!! dirrrty...but funny tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 10:56 AM
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yuck..
 
yeseulx3
post Aug 10 2004, 11:47 AM
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eeeewwwww mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 11:49 AM
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naughty naughty
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 11:52 AM
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dirty dirty.
rofl.
 

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