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 Aug 8 2004, 08:56 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337  |
When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.
I have a crazy family, relatively speaking of course. My mother's grandfather gave me one hundred dollars. Isn't he great? I usually won't impersonate a high-school student without my water bottle, but maybe this time I can teen. That woman will never become enthused about Tuesday's soccer game by injesting excess salt. Someone needs to pep her. The illegal touchdown pass was quite offensive. Take a Karate class—just for kicks. The crustacean had trouble throwing the ball long distances. He was just a lobster. I can't chew gum while batting, for in stance. The undercover cop's plan was foiled by a pesky smurf, who blue his cover. sry if u dont get some of them, but i found these realli creative |
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Aug 9 2004, 04:38 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
wow. i only get a few of them. im really....slow
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Aug 9 2004, 04:40 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Lol I get most of them, pretty funny.
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Aug 10 2004, 10:56 AM
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 ~*NEON*~ Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,264 |
haha thas cute
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Aug 10 2004, 11:03 AM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
if you saw last comic standing's final 6 episode, the guy with long hair had a bunch of those, they were hilarious (i think his name was jay or something, he was the wildcard)
i went public today, i couldn't hold it in after years of playing my kiss records, my stereo got mono well i forgot those too >.< sorry |
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Aug 10 2004, 11:08 AM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
lol, funny puns....
i got most of em...@ least, i think i do 
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Aug 10 2004, 03:56 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I only got a few of them tho...
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Aug 10 2004, 04:31 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 279 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,749 |
i onlee got like 2 haha
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Aug 10 2004, 09:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE My mother's grandfather gave me one hundred dollars. Isn't he great? ?? i didnt get that one. =/ VERY bad puns. haha |
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Aug 10 2004, 09:29 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
I usually won't impersonate a high-school student without my water bottle, but maybe this time I can teen.
I don't ge tit. |
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Aug 10 2004, 09:40 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol how clever
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