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bad puns...
F1R3B4T
post Aug 8 2004, 08:56 PM
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When ceiling fans were invented, they were considered revolutionary.

I have a crazy family, relatively speaking of course.

My mother's grandfather gave me one hundred dollars. Isn't he great?

I usually won't impersonate a high-school student without my water bottle, but maybe this time I can teen.

That woman will never become enthused about Tuesday's soccer game by injesting excess salt. Someone needs to pep her.

The illegal touchdown pass was quite offensive.

Take a Karate class—just for kicks.

The crustacean had trouble throwing the ball long distances. He was just a lobster.

I can't chew gum while batting, for in stance.

The undercover cop's plan was foiled by a pesky smurf, who blue his cover.


sry if u dont get some of them, but i found these realli creative
 

Posts in this topic
F1R3B4T   bad puns...   Aug 8 2004, 08:56 PM
elmogurly   wow. i only get a few of them. im really....slow   Aug 9 2004, 04:38 AM
Luster Soldier   Lol I get most of them, pretty funny.   Aug 9 2004, 04:40 AM
truluvis4eva   haha thas cute   Aug 10 2004, 10:56 AM
acidbreeze   if you saw last comic standing's final 6 episo...   Aug 10 2004, 11:03 AM
masu_misairu   lol, funny puns.... i got most of em...@ least, i...   Aug 10 2004, 11:08 AM
pnai4eva   I only got a few of them tho...   Aug 10 2004, 03:56 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu   i onlee got like 2 haha   Aug 10 2004, 04:31 PM
IIO__oII   QUOTEMy mother's grandfather gave me one hundr...   Aug 10 2004, 09:04 PM
juliar   I usually won't impersonate a high-school stud...   Aug 10 2004, 09:29 PM
dani41790   lol how clever   Aug 10 2004, 09:40 PM


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