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 Aug 8 2004, 09:02 PM
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wife: (lying in hospital bed, dying) will u remarry wen i die?
husband: nope wife: come on tell the truth husband: ok fine, yes wife: will she wear my clothes? husband: yes wife: will u give her my ring? husband: yes wife: will u sleep with her? husband: yes wife: will she use my golf clubs? husband: no, shes left handed wife: .....WHAT?? ????!? husband: sh*t. |
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Aug 8 2004, 09:14 PM
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lmfao. nice one.
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Aug 8 2004, 09:50 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
 im so slow.. i dont get it...
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Aug 8 2004, 09:54 PM
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QUOTE im so slow.. i dont get it... ^^ hhahahaa now thats funny 
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Aug 8 2004, 09:55 PM
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LOL... Fun stuff
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Aug 9 2004, 12:16 AM
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QUOTE(conster @ Aug 8 2004, 9:50 PM) im so slow.. i dont get it...well alright... basically the husband is already goin out with another woman the only way that the husband would kno that his future wife is left handed, is if he is already cheating on his first wife. uhh could someone explain it betta/ |
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Aug 9 2004, 04:30 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. naughty husband alright...
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Aug 9 2004, 10:23 AM
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lmao hes alreadie on the movee
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Aug 9 2004, 10:26 AM
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Rofl.. niice..
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Aug 9 2004, 11:01 AM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah lol
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Aug 9 2004, 11:44 AM
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tisk tisk
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Aug 9 2004, 11:55 AM
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lmao... caught in the act? kind of
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Aug 9 2004, 12:06 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
lmao thats really funny
bad husband ;P |
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Aug 9 2004, 01:31 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
BAD Husband!
 I heard that joke b4, but i still like it! 
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Aug 9 2004, 02:23 PM
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Dats one stupid guy *nods*
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Aug 9 2004, 02:43 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
lol, never heard that one b4, i guess you could say he was caught "left handed"hahaha!!!!111ONEONEONE
... ..... ......sorry, I'll go now 
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Aug 9 2004, 02:44 PM
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 freedom Group: Member Posts: 844 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,358 |
LMAO. That is so wrong. Poor wife!
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Aug 9 2004, 08:04 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
haha!!!!omg !!! this guy is a jackass!!!!!!
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Aug 9 2004, 08:08 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
That funny and yep, the husband is very very band.
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Aug 9 2004, 08:27 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
tsk tsk lol
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Aug 9 2004, 09:28 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahahaha lmao thats one bad husband
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Aug 10 2004, 02:33 AM
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hahahaha what a naughty husband
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