3 Guys and Holy Water, (2 jokes) |
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 Aug 9 2004, 01:32 AM
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 when mary jane isn't around.  Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525  |
ok deepest apologies if any of these offend you!! so sorry!! and sorry if you've heard of any of these before!!
3 Guys (sorry i don't know the name of it hehe) Once there were three guys. All three guys were bungee-jumping when the first guy says "I'm tired of this", and throws down an apple. The second guy says "I"m sick of this", and throws down a banana. The third guy says "I'm tired of this", and throws down a bomb. After they were done bungee-jumping, the three guys were strolling around town when the first guy sees a lady crying next to a dead man. He asks her "What's wrong?", and she says "An apple came down and choked my husband to death!!". Later she found out, she killed him. Now there's two guys strolling around town. The second guy sees another woman lying in the street next to a dead man. He asks her "What's wrong?", and she says "A banana came down and choked my husband to death!!". Later she found out, she killed him. There was only one guy left strolling around town when he sees an old lady in the street laughing like crazy. He asks her "What's so funny?", when she replies "I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!" The End The Pope and Three Bishops (sorry if i've offended anyone in any way) Once there was a Pope and three Bishops. The Three Bishops each wanted to drink out of the Holy Water. When they told the Pope this, the Pope replied, "Alright, you each must sin and return here immediately." The three Bishops agreed and went off. The first Bishop came back and said "I've robbed a store.", and the Pope said "You may drink out of the Holy water." So the Bishop drank out of the Holy Water. The second Bishop came back and said "I broke into someone's house.", and the Pope said "You may drink out of the Holy water." So the Bishop drank out of the Holy Water. The third Bishop came back and said "I peed in the Holy Water." The End hehe ok that's all.  
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Aug 9 2004, 04:16 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
Ew. That's gross.
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Aug 9 2004, 10:34 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols sounds pretty funny hahahahas
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Aug 9 2004, 01:50 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao gross but still funni
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Aug 9 2004, 02:21 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol-poor ppl
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Aug 9 2004, 02:23 PM
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Alright, go third bishop!
*high five* - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 9 2004, 02:39 PM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
that first one was kinda...useless, but that second one was soo funny, I've heard a couple jokes that were like that, though still good
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Aug 9 2004, 02:42 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
The first one isn't as funny.
But the second one... ROFL |
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Aug 9 2004, 03:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahaha
why would be offended by any of those? :) |
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Aug 9 2004, 03:03 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
HAHHAHA lol I LIKED THE FIRST One better =]
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Aug 9 2004, 04:53 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, the 2nd one wuz sick tho.
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Aug 9 2004, 04:56 PM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
haha, the second one's a bit gross...and the first one..heh, pretty funny
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Aug 9 2004, 07:43 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
i read something like this before... it was similar to it. but instead of the old lady saying i farted on that one, it was actaully a boy.
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Aug 9 2004, 08:23 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol thats gross buh funni
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Aug 9 2004, 09:31 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hmm those jokes r old
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