darwin awards Options

[XxKrNqTcUiTyxX]

here are sum darwin awards i found pretti funnie i know itz wrong to laff at ppl's stupidity.....but i juss couldnt help maiself

Unknown, 25 March 1993
A Vapid Death
A terrible diet and room with no ventilation are being blamed for the death of a man who was killed by his own gas. There was no mark on his body but autopsy showed large amounts of methane gas in his system. His diet had consisted primarily of beans and cabbage (and a couple other things). It was just the right combination of foods. It appears that the man died in his sleep from breathing from the poisonous cloud that was hanging over his bed. Had he been outside or had his windows opened it wouldn't have been fatal but the man was shut up in his near airtight bedroom. He was ``...a big man with a huge capacity for creating [this deadly gas].'' Three of the rescue workers got sick and one was hospitalized.

Hickory Daily Record, 12-21-92
Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N. C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special, which discharged when he drew it to his ear. *tsk tsk tsk, waht was tat man doing wit a gun by his bed in da first place?*

AP, Cairo, Egypt, 31 Aug 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP)
Six people drowned Monday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.
An 18-year-old farmer was the first to descend into the 60-foot well. He drowned, apparently after an undercurrent in the water pulled him down, police said.
His sister and two brothers, none of whom could swim well, went in one by one to help him, but also drowned. Two elderly farmers then came to help, but they apparently were pulled down by the same undercurrent.
The bodies of the six were later pulled out of the well in the village of Nazlat Imara, 240 miles south of Cairo.
The chicken was also pulled out. It survived.

The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

[*krnxswat*]

The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.

Hahahaha

[kevinma03]

Hahahaha

that kid's family is actually suing CocaCola for not securely fastening the machines to the ground. No joke I saw their website.

[CloudUnionX]

The first one sounds like a load of crap; I think its just a randomly made rumor... in fact, they all sound like a load of crap.

lol, still funny.

[nate6986]

aww man imagine dying bcz u farted...sicck...i wonder what his room smelled like after it happened

[pyoon]

Look what you people are finding amusement in...

[dat_da_busit_hai]

my fav 1 was this guy finsihed his skyscaper and he wanted to prove to his boss that the widnows were sturdy... so he ran into it.... and he kinda uh.... *splat*...

[*sofakinglazy*]

Dang.