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 Jul 30 2004, 04:18 PM
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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Jul 30 2004, 04:59 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
lmfao! poor doggiie!!
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Jul 30 2004, 05:09 PM
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hahaha! so sad..
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Jul 30 2004, 06:29 PM
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 Aww! ^___^ Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,645 |
Lol poor dog.
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Jul 30 2004, 09:13 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
lol .. funny but sad .. p0or doggie
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| *Azarel* |
Jul 30 2004, 09:16 PM
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..omg. Hahahahhaa. That's hilarious.
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| *RiC3xBoy* |
Jul 30 2004, 09:17 PM
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rofl...aww man, thast sad
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Jul 30 2004, 09:26 PM
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aww.. poor dog.. hehe
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Jul 30 2004, 09:32 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
haha that is kinda sad, but ssoo funny
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Jul 31 2004, 12:57 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
hahaha i was cracking up... lol so sad... too bad for the dog
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Jul 31 2004, 06:27 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
HAHAHAHAHA. ohmygosh, poor dog!!
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Jul 31 2004, 06:49 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
ahh i feel bad for the dog
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Jul 31 2004, 08:20 PM
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Ahaha, that's what he gets for maturbating
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Jul 31 2004, 11:59 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
lmao hahaha so silly
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Aug 1 2004, 12:03 AM
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ahahahah funnnny!
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Aug 1 2004, 04:13 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao poor dog
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Aug 1 2004, 12:02 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omg!!!!... ouh!!! i feel bad for tat dog*
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Aug 2 2004, 01:32 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
woah
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Aug 2 2004, 05:19 AM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
lol! ahh thats prety funny
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Aug 2 2004, 02:40 PM
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awww poor dog !!
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Aug 2 2004, 04:16 PM
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poor doggie!
 haha..its funny tho 
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Aug 3 2004, 11:23 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lmao, that sounds like something my step brother would do. poor puppie-head -__-;;
why would you be jerking off if your dog's right there????... i shudder to think... |
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Aug 3 2004, 09:13 PM
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Hahaha...thaz a good one.
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Aug 4 2004, 03:48 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I feel sorry for the poor dog.
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Aug 4 2004, 04:37 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Wow, that got me cracking up hard! Also gives me an idea
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