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uLoVeMikeRoch
post Jul 11 2004, 08:56 AM
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Wow, i dont know whats going on...
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haha alright ill start

did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
when u fell from heaven!

Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine,
Its long hard and full of seamen!

Can i get Fries with that?

Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them
 
Caitlin
post Jul 11 2004, 11:18 AM
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i`m in love & always will be
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eh just some i like lol :Is your daddy a thief? [No.] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

You're the best thing since lipgloss.
Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away.
 
AGlobalThreatPun...
post Jul 11 2004, 03:36 PM
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Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? biggrin.gif
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post Jul 11 2004, 03:40 PM
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You. Me. Date. Sunday.

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faithin_felix
post Jul 11 2004, 07:09 PM
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QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 PM)
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? biggrin.gif

that was good. awesome indeed


b:i have a heart attack.
c:why?
b:beacuse i love u too much

don't know if thats a pick up line, im stupid, but i said that to a girl before.
 
POonSKi
post Jul 11 2004, 07:14 PM
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..::i<3 POonSKi::..
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QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jul 11 2004, 8:56 AM)
haha alright ill start

did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
when u fell from heaven!

Hey baby u wanna ride my submarine,
Its long hard and full of seamen!

Can i get Fries with that?

Haha i dont remember anymore, and i dont know ones where girls can get guys. im sry! well port em up if u got them

??? no clue??? wacko.gif
 
dani41790
post Jul 12 2004, 03:15 AM
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lol some of those pick up lines r funni n some r cute
 
tootsie_kiddo
post Jul 12 2004, 04:48 AM
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Your love is a razorblade kiss &hearts;
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QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 12 2004, 5:36 AM)
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? biggrin.gif

god damn, datz a gud one!!!!
 
diezelbabygrl_xo...
post Jul 12 2004, 10:03 PM
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Yum. =]
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boy:was yur dad a cement mixer?
girl:y?
boy:cuz yur making me hard!!

the word of the day is legs. now lets go back to my place and spread the word.

boy:did u used 2 work on a chicken farm?
girl:y?
boy:cuz u sure now how 2 raise c0cks!

girl:if i said u had a great body, would u hold it against me?

boy:do u wanna know what i heard wen i first saw u?
girl:wat?
boy:*makes ambulance sirens*
girl:wat r u doin?
boy:thats an ambulence. coming 2 take me away, cuz tha sight of u stopped my heart.

i'm no fred flinstone, but i can make yur bed rock! tongue.gif
 
islandkiss
post Jul 13 2004, 10:18 AM
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Kermit the frog = <3
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hahah.. that's funny.
 
x0143637x0
post Jul 13 2004, 01:05 PM
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im not sure if this is a pick up line but here it is : i lost my number, can i have yours?
 
Rice_on_my_shoe
post Jul 13 2004, 04:01 PM
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hmm Stupid one...
"if u were a Booger I would pick u first"
 
swe3txprincesz
post Jul 13 2004, 05:20 PM
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hello.
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lolZ those are good ones i cant think of any though
 
AznKutie
post Jul 14 2004, 12:54 AM
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) Cuz you got fine written all over you

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."


hehe... laugh.gif
 
diezelbabygrl_xo...
post Jul 14 2004, 03:54 PM
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Yum. =]
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!



OMG i laughed out loud at that one!! lol...who would that pick up anyway? huh.gif
 
d3v1l1ci0us
post Jul 15 2004, 02:55 AM
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QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Jul 11 2004, 3:40 PM)
You. Me. Date. Sunday.

- Chinkieeyedpnoi

editt// you. me. room. now.
j k :D
 
Yemmerz
post Jul 15 2004, 10:42 AM
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Let's play house, you can be the front door and I can bang you all night.
 
hammerpike
post Jul 15 2004, 11:04 AM
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hi
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lol, some r so funni, dunno any..so sri
 
seitekiflip
post Jul 15 2004, 08:24 PM
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umm can i borrow your cell phone??
cuz i sed ill call my mom wen i fell in love!
 
_WillSkate4Shoes
post Jul 16 2004, 12:54 AM
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ohh gosh no
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i know a dorky one.

B: OKay you be Wilma and ill be fred and together we will make the Bedrock.
 
likeachild
post Jul 16 2004, 02:10 PM
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you're so bright that night falls a full hour later where you live

lol
 
d3v1l1ci0us
post Jul 16 2004, 03:01 PM
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QUOTE(AGlobalThreatPunx3 @ Jul 11 2004, 3:36 PM)
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration? biggrin.gif

i dont get it :innocent eyes:
 
Mireh
post Jul 16 2004, 10:20 PM
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original member.
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"my love for you is like diereah, -I can't hold it in anylonger"
 
SupraS15
post Jul 19 2004, 10:15 PM
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Do you have a map? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes... happy.gif
 
Someone_Like_You
post Jul 22 2004, 05:39 PM
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Is Your Dad a Terrorist?

Cause You the Bomb


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