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Bush joke, hope no one is offended
*RiC3xBoy*
post Jul 28 2004, 08:52 AM
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ok, bush, shaq, a high student and a farmer were on a plane. The pilot had a heart attack and couldnt fly the plane and there were only 3 parachutes. Kobe says, i need to get one because ima famous basketball player and takes one and jumps off, then bush gets 1 and says im the president so he jumps off, then the farmer said, kid, u should take it, u have ur whole life ahead of u, but the high school kid says, its ok, theres still 2 parachutes left, george bush took my backpack instead

ehh, i no, it sounds kinda bad, but i tried
 

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RiC3xBoy   Bush joke   Jul 28 2004, 08:52 AM
iZnEedSuMcOkE   haha oOo this was funny!   Jul 28 2004, 09:39 AM
IIO__oII   ..thats not funny. where is the catch to it? that...   Jul 28 2004, 10:02 AM
xLil SweetnezZx   lol-   Jul 28 2004, 01:10 PM
chica777708   haha good job   Jul 29 2004, 12:42 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha nice   Jul 29 2004, 02:02 PM
Devastation   nice.   Jul 29 2004, 02:03 PM
mystah_danger   haha tats pretty funny   Jul 29 2004, 02:18 PM
kyuubi319   ive heard it before except that instead of 'bu...   Jul 29 2004, 08:26 PM
burts_bees   i heard that one before too..except it was the pri...   Jul 29 2004, 08:45 PM
LatinaLady   it aint stupid its funny. that would suck if it ha...   Jul 29 2004, 09:02 PM
6feet_under   couldnt of thought of it myself, but u changed sha...   Jul 29 2004, 11:03 PM
inquisitive_   I thought that was pretty funny!   Jul 29 2004, 11:08 PM
AznKutie   OMG....LMAO! hahahaha ...funny   Jul 29 2004, 11:43 PM
RiC3xBoy   QUOTE(6feet_under @ Jul 29 2004, 11:03 PM)cou...   Jul 30 2004, 09:21 AM
pnai4eva   LMAO, that joke wuz hilarious!   Aug 8 2004, 06:14 PM
highly_evolved   haha nice   Aug 8 2004, 06:15 PM
LilPiggi3   LOL. funny joke...hehe bush deserves that =P   Aug 8 2004, 07:16 PM
dani41790   lol thats funni but i heard that joke already exce...   Aug 8 2004, 07:22 PM
Just AJ   QUOTE(burts_bees @ Jul 29 2004, 8:45 PM)i hea...   Aug 8 2004, 10:57 PM
elmogurly   i dont really get it. or find it funny..   Aug 9 2004, 04:31 AM
MasterNe0   it funny since I hate bush.   Aug 9 2004, 08:34 PM
sushiluva   QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 28 2004, 8:52 AM)ok, bus...   Aug 9 2004, 10:11 PM
immersion31   i heard that, but instead of bush it was the world...   Aug 9 2004, 10:41 PM
F1R3B4T   well bush must be a dumbass i mean how big can a g...   Aug 11 2004, 01:19 PM


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