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| *RiC3xBoy* |
 Aug 5 2004, 04:57 AM
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? "Harry, after a moment "Legs." Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Harry: "Pockets." Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Ms Brooks: What's a start with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Harry: Bubblegum Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: Shake hands Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: Yep. Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: Tent Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. Harry: Wedding Ring Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Harry: Nose Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: Arrow Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement? Harry: Fire truck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself." |
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Aug 5 2004, 05:03 AM
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XDD! Dude. Smart kid.
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Aug 5 2004, 05:46 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
wHoa...i wish i was smart like that. lOl.
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Aug 5 2004, 10:45 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
oh, nice. nice.
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Aug 5 2004, 11:45 AM
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HAHAHAHA
HOW FUNNY those are some really good questions to fine out if you are a perve or not... hAHA |
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Aug 5 2004, 11:52 AM
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wow lol i answered the question very wrong lols hahaha but yeah that was funy
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Aug 5 2004, 11:53 AM
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=P
Wow, smart kid. I got some of those wrong too. 
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Aug 5 2004, 12:00 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
Heh, I got the wrong image. Bad Kimmy Jr. Well, there goes how perverted I am.
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Aug 5 2004, 02:10 PM
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LMAO those are great i heard a few of those b4 but not all of those lol great joke
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Aug 5 2004, 02:14 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
I got a few of them questions wrongs...
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Aug 5 2004, 02:22 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG darn that harry...i got all of those questions wrong!
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Aug 5 2004, 02:35 PM
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hahahah. i got most of the questions wrong, maybe i shouldn't have passed the 5th grade.
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Aug 5 2004, 02:46 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
u just proved 11yr old grls can be wrong
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Aug 5 2004, 02:59 PM
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wow harrys smart lol
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Aug 5 2004, 05:32 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
haha whoa lols genius
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Aug 5 2004, 05:34 PM
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Ownage. HAha.
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| *CEP* |
Aug 5 2004, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 5 2004, 12:14 PM) I got a few of them questions wrongs... Aww man the guy on your sig just got PWNED. I mean, P-W-N-E-D. Awesome... - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 5 2004, 07:35 PM
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wow what a smart kid haha
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Aug 5 2004, 07:36 PM
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 ㅋㅋㅋ Group: Member Posts: 924 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,283 |
like the principal, i also got all 10 questions wrong XD
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Aug 5 2004, 08:08 PM
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well technically, if u or harry guessed the "sexual" answers, you are still correct... its jus that u hav a sick mind. PERV!!!
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Aug 6 2004, 12:09 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
errr oh wow.. i dint get a single one right... oops
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Aug 6 2004, 12:13 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Rofl! Wow, that just made my day!
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Aug 6 2004, 12:33 AM
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 SQUASHBERRY. ;D Group: Member Posts: 440 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,612 |
Pah, Harry's smarter than me. LoL, what a funny story!
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Aug 6 2004, 12:41 AM
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you're a biscuit-butt. Group: Member Posts: 122 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,523 |
ROFL! The kid's got some brains!
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Aug 6 2004, 01:42 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
omfg haha i jus realized i have a nasty mind
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