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 Aug 7 2004, 07:55 AM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?  Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659  |
A young boy went to his father and asked, "what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father answered,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for $1 million. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with P. Diddy for $1 million. Come back and tell me what you've learned." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for $1 million?" The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that!" Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with P. Diddy for $1 million?" The girl replied, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass that up!" The boy thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad.. His father asked,"Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hookers." |
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Aug 7 2004, 08:00 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Rofl.. good one. xD
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Aug 7 2004, 08:08 AM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...? Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659 |
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 7 2004, 8:00 AM) Rofl.. good one. xD lol thanks  .
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Aug 7 2004, 08:21 AM
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ah haha. Funny stuff.
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Aug 7 2004, 09:23 AM
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lol, cool
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Aug 7 2004, 11:10 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
haha
why doesnt the boy ask the dad if he would sleep with brittney spears? |
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Aug 7 2004, 01:33 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
lmfao to that... so cute
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Aug 7 2004, 01:55 PM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
lol!! cute story...
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Aug 7 2004, 02:56 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Haha, that's good.
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Aug 7 2004, 03:32 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao XD thats realli funni
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Aug 7 2004, 04:38 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha funny.
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Aug 7 2004, 07:22 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao!!! i always loved taht joke... i think i like potentialness... lol
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Aug 7 2004, 10:36 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
LOL hahahah
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Aug 8 2004, 02:23 AM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
omggg! HAHAHAHA THASS SOOO FUUNYY good job i didnt get it at first but now i get it.
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Aug 8 2004, 02:44 AM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
LMA0!! haha good one.
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Aug 8 2004, 03:21 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Lol. Smart boy, indeed. Haha.
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Aug 9 2004, 05:37 AM
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I still don't get the difference between potentially and realistically...
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Aug 9 2004, 09:38 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lmao first tiem i've heard this joke and its pretty good
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Aug 9 2004, 02:10 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol
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Aug 9 2004, 05:11 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ROFL good one!
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Aug 9 2004, 07:45 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
omg~~ haha// damn it... this is funny~
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Aug 9 2004, 08:12 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
that is really funny. I need to tell people that.
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