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Chinese and Jew
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post Aug 3 2004, 10:15 PM
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an interesting joke:

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Taiwan Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?" The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo......Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah.That Japanese, not Chinese. And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese.. it doesn't matter, they're all alike.

"Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew." The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." The F.O. replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same."
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 12:42 AM
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lmao...I think I heard it somewhere before...maybe not. hehe.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 12:55 AM
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rofl. That was funny!

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post Aug 4 2004, 03:41 AM
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CHINESE pride man
 
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post Aug 4 2004, 03:44 AM
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QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 4 2004, 1:41 AM)
CHINESE pride man

There's really nothing to be proud about.
They were both being idiots.

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post Aug 4 2004, 01:17 PM
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lmao* lolz.... it sounds racistism to me.
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 04:17 AM
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lol thats funni yet kinda mean
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 03:49 PM
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omg lol...funny funny happy.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 04:17 PM
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happy.gif lol
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:27 PM
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ahahaha LOL laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 05:57 PM
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ROFLMFAO lol kinda racist but im ok wit that...
lol i dont mean to be racist here, and no offense to anyone who is jewish, or anything else for that matter... but us chinese ppl we're smart =D
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post Aug 6 2004, 12:35 AM
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lol thats funnie. i have a close fried of mine who's chinese and jew! biggrin.gif go figure..
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 03:51 PM
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lol i think i heard that from some where but good joke
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 03:54 PM
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rofl hahahaa.
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post Aug 6 2004, 03:59 PM
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Heh, that reminds me of Family GUY! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 09:41 PM
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LMAO, so funny!!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 09:42 PM
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lmao thats funny
my best friend is korean & jewish
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:02 PM
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hehe...that one's good.
hehehe.
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:08 PM
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lols biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 06:00 PM
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thahs right! represent! the first officers a cool dude!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:14 PM
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Lol. I get it. very funny.
 
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