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Your life..... as an egg....
jnukes
post Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
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If you think life is bad.....



How would you like to be an egg?



You only get laid once.



You only get eaten once.



It takes four minutes to get hard.



Only two minutes to get soft.



You share your box with 5 other guys



But worst of all..



the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!



So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!



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Posts in this topic
jnukes   Your life..... as an egg....   Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE   hahaz!! i wouldn't wanna be an egg..   Jul 29 2004, 07:07 PM
kyuubi319   ouch. thats gotta... suck... -__-;; poor egg   Jul 29 2004, 08:23 PM
Fallen_Fairy   oh man thats fxcked up!   Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM
Hells_Ice   hehehehe. egg...lol   Jul 30 2004, 09:43 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol what about that siamese person?? ur a siames...   Jul 30 2004, 12:39 PM
emptyminded   Weren't we all a part of an egg at one time? b...   Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM
ThePrincessofTKD   QUOTE(emptyminded @ Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM)Wer...   Jul 30 2004, 01:15 PM
black_cloud10   QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ Jul 30 2004, 1:15 PM...   Jul 30 2004, 01:16 PM
IIO__oII   sicksicksick. how can you turn something so innoce...   Jul 30 2004, 03:12 PM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 30 2004, 3:12 PM)sicksic...   Jul 30 2004, 05:15 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   aha wow that really suCks to be an egg ..   Jul 30 2004, 09:15 PM
POonSKi   hhaha..omg! dis is gay!!!   Jul 30 2004, 09:46 PM
Mireh   Hahaha...ouch served!   Jul 30 2004, 10:18 PM
juliar   Eek. Ahh. >.<   Jul 30 2004, 10:28 PM
sammi rules you   Haha. That is funny. But what about a girl egg?   Jul 31 2004, 04:35 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmao... that makes sense   Jul 31 2004, 09:15 AM
01-supergirl   LOL. poor eggs, thank god im human.   Jul 31 2004, 06:34 PM
sheepy   LOL. haha   Aug 1 2004, 03:30 PM
dani41790   hahaha thank god im not an egg   Aug 1 2004, 10:26 PM
tootsie_kiddo   LMAAAAOOO!!!!!!!!...   Aug 2 2004, 01:21 AM
pnai4eva   WHOA!!! Glad i'm not an egg...   Aug 6 2004, 10:20 PM
F1R3B4T   lol sick joke but funny none the less... thank god...   Aug 7 2004, 02:04 AM
Caustic   it would be cool to be an egg what are you talking...   Aug 8 2004, 06:20 AM
x_angawhomps   I like eggs.   Aug 8 2004, 07:28 AM
nyctophiliac   haha i heard that one before...i wouldn't wann...   Aug 8 2004, 11:11 AM
elmogurly   my eggs come in a dozen...so thats 11 other eggs t...   Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM
lilteardrop   HAHAHAHA NiCEEEEE. very cute loL   Aug 11 2004, 11:21 AM
chimps ate my hw   but they do taste mm mm good !   Aug 11 2004, 12:39 PM


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