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 Jul 26 2004, 11:07 PM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
ok i know a lot but this is my favorite one...
what is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? one is made out of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...tha other is used 2 carry groceries...  if u have one..post em here  p.s. no offense 2 tha michael jackson fans 
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Jul 27 2004, 03:26 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE one is made out of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...tha other is used 2 carry groceries... i lyk dat one! lol. naw sry, idk any of em |
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Jul 27 2004, 03:28 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
lol
michael jackson got a tatoo on his thigh guess what it said? you must be this tall to ride michael lol XP |
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Jul 27 2004, 05:27 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,172 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,045 |
I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.
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Jul 27 2004, 08:43 AM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jul 27 2004, 5:27 AM) I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "f*cking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. hahaha that ones good.... Knock Knock Who's there? Little Boy Blue Little boy blew who? michael jackson.. |
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Jul 27 2004, 05:27 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
why does michael jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
because theres twenty of them |
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Jul 27 2004, 09:26 PM
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 ~Dandie Andie~ Group: Member Posts: 22 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,644 |
Ok I got one but I think everyone knows it:
Why cant Michael Jackson play blackjack??? ----Because he cant hit anything over 12! Ba dum dum psh.... ok it wasnt that funny. Whatever. |
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Jul 28 2004, 02:25 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
haha dere all funny!
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Jul 28 2004, 09:36 PM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
haha they r all funni..... lol, esp. the tattoo one lol I cant stop laughing lol
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Jul 29 2004, 03:27 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,524 |
OOoohhh...I got one!
Why does Micheal Jackson like K-Mart so much? Because all boys pants half off! I dunno...did it make sense? LOL! |
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Jul 30 2004, 09:50 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
hehehehe, i hate mj.... funny jokes
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Jul 30 2004, 12:49 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
woah xD
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Jul 31 2004, 10:09 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha funny...
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Aug 1 2004, 12:07 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 99 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 38 |
lol hilarious
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Aug 8 2004, 05:00 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Lol, they're all funny but i can't think of a joke...
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Aug 8 2004, 05:04 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
ahhh i love the "knock knock" one
how grosss!!  michael jackson... you perv...
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Aug 11 2004, 01:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO the grocery bag one is kool
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Aug 11 2004, 02:10 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
there all funnie hhehehe (*:
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