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post Jul 27 2004, 05:45 AM
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WHAT WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY HAD A PENIS FOR ONE DAY

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal.

6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch/Shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may be to others.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member.

And the # 1 thing a women would do is:

1. Repeat # 9.
 
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XxKrNqTcUiTyxX
post Jul 27 2004, 06:34 AM
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lolz funnie _smile.gif well personally after watching the movie hot chicks, i would try number 7 first
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 06:54 AM
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hahaha
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:12 AM
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haha...thas funny..id do them all..and then do them ALL agen..haha.. whistling.gif biggrin.gif happy.gif rolleyes.gif cool.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 08:03 AM
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hahaha.. wthek @ #3 lol.. i dont know what i would do.. mellow.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 08:11 AM
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haha. yah, we'd do that huh? wink.gif
anyway, i'd much rather try the peeing part. seems difficult for an inexperienced person laugh.gif but if it gets too difficult to do, I could always ask someone to help me out wink.gif haha, I'm kidding shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 08:26 AM
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i'll go with #3 lol
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 08:45 AM
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QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jul 27 2004, 6:34 AM)
lolz funnie _smile.gif well personally after watching the movie hot chicks, i would try number 7 first

haha yea... i wonder if ill be that crazy n get it on the walls... or eat the ice shifty.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 08:59 AM
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HAHAH. If only...
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 09:52 AM
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ill go with #5... whistling.gif


hey, I wanna know wht it feels like on the other side..just curious..lol
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 09:57 AM
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QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Jul 27 2004, 3:45 AM)
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

pft, i don't even know what it's like on my side yet cry.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:05 AM
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This one sounds fun...

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3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.



QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Jul 27 2004, 9:57 AM)
pft, i don't even know what it's like on my side yet cry.gif

awww *hugs elba* same here hun.
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:15 AM
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lmfao..probably all of them
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:27 AM
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3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

Probably this one
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:29 AM
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I'd probably do all of them.. #9 and #5 are good. I'd jump up and down to. Guys get to have all the fun.. mad.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 11:15 AM
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jumpin up `nd down wit an erection sounds fun?? we dont have all the fun just u guys think it interesting to have a penis
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 12:04 PM
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id do them all. then do them all again.
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post Jul 27 2004, 12:06 PM
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Erm.
I guess 7 would be kinda fun.. blink.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 12:14 PM
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Believe me you guys really need to try number 9 and after your finish do number 1 lol...haha
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 02:12 PM
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lols..i would try evbding especially #7 it b really weird tho
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 02:28 PM
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i'd whack off. so that would take most of my day.. then i'd probably do #7, i've always wanted to know how guys do that.. is it like a male bonding thing? pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 02:51 PM
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hee hee... datz funnie!!
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 03:03 PM
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Number 7, most definitely. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 06:38 PM
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man if you girls would have to deal with a penis for a day you would know how hard it is!! you gotta watch out for every little movemoent towards your crotch, you gotta go through that whole puberty stage which is embarrasment beyond belief! as well as those times when you cant control your penis when it gets excitied or even when it just pops up like randmonly, those were the painful memories of my puberty ><. see! it would be hard to haev a penis as well as a boy having a vagina for a day.
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 06:45 PM
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its not hard having a penis... im pretty sure other guys would agree... how is puberty embarassing? u grow get pimples and sometimes have suprising voice crackage.... watchig out for objects hitting ur penis? the only time u gotta worry is when ur teasing someone and ur legs are open.... this topic is kinda dumb.....

im a guy but ima have to say having a vagina would be harder and nastier ..... period..discharge... eWwWw :]
 
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