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 Jul 27 2004, 04:41 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥  Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959  |
A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the sidewalk before stopping just inches from a lamppost.
After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!" "Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says. "It's not your fault," replies the cabbie. "Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse." |
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Jul 27 2004, 05:38 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahahaha lol. thats funni. mayb he shouldn b driving pplz who r alive
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Jul 27 2004, 05:46 PM
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that would be trippy if some dead person touched u
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Jul 27 2004, 07:23 PM
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QUOTE(xzxero @ Jul 27 2004, 5:46 PM) that would be trippy if some dead person touched u omg yeah!! i've heard of stories where people were raised from the dead though!!!! like really ! they were dead and then they were alive and TALKED!! |
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