Damn, that's the end of work Options

[Reidar]

As some of you may know, I have worked with the utmost diligence and patriotism for a campaign on getting candidate Sam Blakeslee elected to California State Senate, pouring my sweat and blood into the labor that will build our glorious future. In addition to the highest reward of all, the gratification of serving the party, I've been getting paid $100 a day, sometimes $125. However, as of today the cunning and intelligent leaders behind Führer Blakeslee's election have informed us that there will be no more paid walking from now on. My work partner and I are on call for paid sessions whenever the Führer is short on volunteers but it is clearly time to look for new work and turn into a capitalist running dog.

I am currently applying for a position in caring for the elderly. This will bode well for propaganda purposes in painting myself as a kindly community man. I have a pet Vietnamese giant centipede named Father Christmas who feeds on mice and small rabbits so I should already be familiar enough with their feeding and caging requirements.